slincire wrote:What about escargot, t-bones, whisky and weed? And a little orc hunting and dragon slaying?

Yah, that's what I'm talking about.

caix wrote:

DM wrote:May the goblins eat your entrails as your slow demise unfolds into the dusk of your role playing, Doritos eating, Mountian Dew sipping, so-called life.

who said anything about doritos and mountain dew? that's sounds gross. i'm talking about a home-cooked meal with wine and fresh fruit and cheese plates. then toke on a little bud, sit back, relax and enjoy a little fantasy campaign with friends.

Exactly!

Except I would sub some brew for the bud. Paranoia's a bitch ya know.

Cheers,
David

I assumed that once a person became old enough to discover sex, d&d lost its appeal.

Mebbe y'all jes need a cupla-too-tree more years.

bumble wrote:I assumed that once a person became old enough to discover sex, d&d lost its appeal.

no correlation.

caix wrote:

bumble wrote:I assumed that once a person became old enough to discover sex, d&d lost its appeal.

no correlation.

I understand. I just had a vision of those two roads joining for you, my friend.

bumble wrote:

caix wrote:

bumble wrote:I assumed that once a person became old enough to discover sex, d&d lost its appeal.

no correlation.

I understand. I just had a vision of those two roads joining for you, my friend.

D&D sex? I'm biting my tongue.

Does anyone on here like Futurama? If so, have you seen the episode with Al Gore and his international or intergalactic (can't remember which) nerd squad? Gary Gygax was a member, and at the end he suggest they all play DnD for the rest of eternity, as existence has been wiped out.

Yes. That was hilarious.

"It's a..." (rolls a pair of 20 sided die) "...pleasure to meet you!"

Speaking of D&D sex, did anyone see that episode of Family Guy where Peter and Lois are playing characters for sex?

I used to have sex shortly after every gaming session... as I used to play D&D with my first girlfriend.

She was weird.

Weird.

I guess you're not that far off the mark...

If you are serious I have a couple friends who are all into D&D. They have large weekly games with drugs and booze. You might enjoy getting in on their thing. They are satanists, good people.
I think they are actualy playing some vampire version on D&D these days if that matters.