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Most boring: Talking about your wedding vs your baby

32 by Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive
H-GM wrote:Babies are fecking adorable. Cute little pudgy pounds of flesh gaaing and gooing. What's not to love about this? Show me pictures, rattle off anecdotes, it's all good. I eat up babies like ice cream sandwiches.

I could give a rat's ass about you breeders and yr commitment ceremonies.
dontfeartheringo wrote:I need people to act like grown folks and I just ain't seeing it.

Most boring: Talking about your wedding vs your baby

35 by Dudley_Archive
The depressing thing about this thread isn't the topics themselves - it's just the sheer amount of "talking at" people that goes on. Millions of us, just droning on about whatever shiny object is currently captivating our little minds, not giving so much as a hint of a flying fuck if the person we are talking to - the dronee - has any interest whatsoever in what we are saying.

A whole shabby species just relentlessly forcing their unremarkable sticky little egos into each other's ears.

Christ - it's definitely Friday, isn't it? How long til the pub?
yaledelay wrote:FUCK YOU APPLE PIE you are a old man...

Most boring: Talking about your wedding vs your baby

38 by Rimbaud III_Archive
Dudley wrote:The depressing thing about this thread isn't the topics themselves - it's just the sheer amount of "talking at" people that goes on. Millions of us, just droning on about whatever shiny object is currently captivating our little minds, not giving so much as a hint of a flying fuck if the person we are talking to - the dronee - has any interest whatsoever in what we are saying.


This could easily be a description of the last gig I played.

I need a drink now.
Stockhausen!

Most boring: Talking about your wedding vs your baby

39 by dontfeartheringo_Archive
mr.arrison wrote:
dontfeartheringo wrote:But PLEASE, tell me more about your new guitar amp. I'm salivating at the prospect of hearing about which cones you've chosen for your cabinet... and... oh my gosh, is it open or closed backed?

This is more interesting, and I am 34.


Precisely.

I mean, you may have noticed that I rattled on for 300 words about my new drumset over in the "Little Details from your Day Thread." I even posted photos.

I guess I should have made myself more clear... for most of the rest of world babies and weddings are the mileposts for early to mid-20s. So, y'know, they're gonna talk about it.

And, as I said earlier, if we're lucky, we'll have babies and weddings of our own (just ten years later than most folks, if I read the demographics of this forum correctly), and they will become the center of our universe for a while.

Of course, maybe I should just shut the feck up and go with the flow of this thread, as opposed to trying to be a stone in the river.

Babies... FUCK 'EM! They all look like vomiting little Winston Churchills...

by the way, before, say, 1936, who did babies look like?
Redline wrote:Not Crap. The sound of death? The sound of FUN! ScrrreeEEEEEEE

Most boring: Talking about your wedding vs your baby

40 by Rotten Tanx_Archive
daniel robert chapman wrote:
Rotten Tanx wrote:("I love my sister!" wow give the kid a fucking Esther Rantzen heart of gold)


Ha!

Do you want to hear about my colleague's mother-in-law's prolapsed vagina? No? Neither did I.


Oh maybe we can hook her up with the woman in my old office who told us about her piles and once had this conversation with my sister whilst they were working on reception:

Julie: Ha, I shit myself last night.
My sister: Yeah, why, something scary happened?
Julie: No, I mean I actually shit myself. I was sitting at the dinner table.
My sister: Oh.
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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