What will it be ?

Feminine hygene product
Total votes: 2 (17%)
Douche 'til death
Total votes: 10 (83%)
Total votes: 12

Doucheville

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With Fly's latest signature being the proverbial straw on this camel's back, I've cracked and just need to say... ENOUGH WITH THE DOUCHE MANIA !!! It seems like the 'D" word has slowly and insidiously wrapped it's barnacle-encrusted tentacles around the warped minds of many of the active forum members. I'm expecting a shitstorm for saying so, but fuck it. For the love of the children...TONE DOWN THE DOUCHE USE !!!!!

Alright, to the polls....
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

Doucheville

2
m.koren wrote:With Fly's latest signature being the proverbial straw on this camel's back, I've cracked and just need to say... ENOUGH WITH THE DOUCHE MANIA !!! It seems like the 'D" word has slowly and insidiously wrapped it's barnacle-encrusted tentacles around the warped minds of many of the active forum members. I'm expecting a shitstorm for saying so, but fuck it. For the love of the children...TONE DOWN THE DOUCHE USE !!!!!

Alright, to the polls....


don't be down on yourself, you're probably not a douchebag.
buy my guitar. now with pictures!

Doucheville

3
i think douche works well as an all-purpose insult because it's a faulty device that was conceived for faulty reasons.

faulty reason -- women should feel bad about how their pussy smells
faulty device -- the thing damages pussies

douches shouldn't exist, they're an antiquated piece of bullshit machinery. so while you could call someone an antiquated piece of bullshit machinery, it's a bit of mouthful, so douche is for short.

Doucheville

5
Please go fuck yourself. I like douche. I've always liked douche. Douchedome is about to make it's third edition. So fuck off you little pussy twit.

Douche is a fantastic word when used for people like Chris Burke, Gene Simmons and Mao Zedong.

Love,

ubercat

Doucheville

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ubercat wrote:Please go fuck yourself.
Love,
ubercat


I would if I could. Thanks for the kind words, ubercat.
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

Doucheville

9
that damned fly wrote:don't be down on yourself, you're probably not a douchebag.


In recovery, actually.
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

Doucheville

10
The Code is Almighty wrote:They do damage? I missed this day in health class.



they don't generally cover it health class (though they probably should).

they cover it in magazines like seventeen, cosmopolitan, glamour or whatever. ok, so i don't remember if it's the adult ones or the teen ones they mention it in, but females have filled me in that just like these magazines (which are very NOT feminist, quite the opposite actually) do give at least certain basic tips about vaginal health:

- if you're going to use tampons instead of pads, be very very careful or you will come down with toxic shock syndrome

- don't douche.


check out this link:

http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealthtopics/a/vagdouching.htm


Is Douching Healthy?
Simply stated, the answer is "No."

Regular vaginal douching changes the delicate chemical balance of the vagina and can make a woman more susceptible to infections. Douching can introduce new bacteria into the vagina which can spread up through the cervix, uterus, and fallopian tubes. Researchers have found that women who douche regularly experience more vaginal irritations and infections such as bacterial vaginosis, and an increased number of sexually transmitted diseases.

Furthermore, regular users of vaginal douches face a 73% greater risk of developing pelvic inflammatory disease (PID) -- a chronic condition that can lead to infertility, or even death, if left untreated. Bacterial vaginosis and PID can have serious adverse affects on pregnancy including infections in the baby, labor problems, and preterm delivery.

For these reasons, douching is no longer recommended as a safe or healthy way to routinely clean the vagina. The only safe and healthy way to clean the vagina is to let the vagina clean itself. The delicate chemical balance of the vagina is very sensitive and easily disrupted by routine vaginal douching.

How does the vagina clean itself?
The vagina cleans itself naturally with its own mucous secretions. When bathing or showering use warm water and gentle unscented soap to cleanse the outer areas of the vagina. Feminine hygiene products such as soaps, powders, and sprays are not necessary and may lead to irritation of sensitive tissues.



it also has a good breakdown of how the reasons for douching are unfounded -- some use it as a contraceptive, which it isn't; some use it for odor, in which case, if it's a normal pussy odor, get used to it because that's healthy, and if it actually is an unhealthy pussy odor, get to a doctor.

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