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zodiac, b/c he didn't get caught, and the book on zodiac is the creepiest of all killer books.

ed gein, b/c he dressed up in women's skins, which is quite odd.

gacy, b/c he was a pathetic putz, even when compared to fellow killers.
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saran wrap, b/c it's so fucking clingy

duran duran, b/c they did not kill anyone who probably would've been a swell president, leaving us with richard nixon in his wake

sirhan sirhan, b/c while he never recorded anything as bad as 'the reflex,' he never did anything as good as 'ordinary world,' either
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the godz, b/c they were real weird

blind idiot god, b/c they were real loud and i like the gtr sound

godspeed! you! have! too! many! people! on! stage!

godz-for "radar eyes" alone
godspeed-for having a marignally better name than
blind idiot god

Please rank:

P-Funk
P. Diddy
Pee

pee - for being my alarm clock
p-funk - for not being my alarm clock
p- diddy - for knowing how to get rid of a gun

p-funk for being actually great to me at some many special moments of their making

the others....

i will say

p-diddy for having maybe the worst name in hip hop, redeeming it and his bad music by making the 'shake ya tailfeather' song that i like a lot, and for being so smart with money that he is now worth about half a billion dollars

pee the band for being something i don't remember, but andee is a very good drummer, so maybe they are second. i don't know. i can't remember.

pee the liquid would be second for sure, altho maybe first for the way it rids the body of waste products, rather than letting them accumulate in the kidneys and bloodstream. neither parliament or funkadelic or george clinton solo can do that.

Biznonno, it is so good to see you, if not in the world, then in the astral plane world, my son.

Anyway, when it comes to the "Sirs",

Sir Lord Baltimore -- Maybe the inverse Eagles, because they would come always at the top of your American lists instead of bottoming out on these lists

Sir Mix A Lot -- because he is maybe not so good overall as the third-place horse, Sir Douglas, et al, he has at least one song about the big McDonald's eating-ass (not so good as autogrill eating-ass???!) that is funny and more memorizable (wtf?!) than any song ever made by the third place finisher

Sir Douglas Quintet -- Likeable and pretty good, but lacks a high point as good as the big ass song

Nonno wrote:autogrill eating-ass

Nonno:

You have so many the brilliant observation, and make the poetry above, which almost to make me cry real tears.

This is some special kind of love. I overlook the mis-placed hyphen because she is so beautiful an idea. And the English, she is maybe not even a second language to Nonno. Maybe third, after phony Italian and the Spanish.

So, I agree! I agree this rank.

Questo rankiato -- bellissimo!

-albiznonnini

rank:


willie nelson
rick nelson
nelson mandela

pretty good

nelson mandela, for he seemed to lead s.africa out of apartheid despite a) being in jail most of the time, and b) having a wife who was completely batshit

willie nelson, for writing 'crazy' and making some very good music on his own! don't change willie!!!!

ricky nelson, who had james burton play guitar for him but otherwise was maybe 1/4 as good as elvis

ok, here is a serious rank, to see what you are like as a person:

hank williams sr.
chuck berry
robert johnson