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City of Derby: take your one-way system, and FUCK THE FUCK OFF. You stole an HOUR AND A HALF of my life last night, and I am in NO MOOD to forgive.

daniel robert chapman wrote:City of Derby: take your one-way system, and FUCK THE FUCK OFF. You stole an HOUR AND A HALF of my life last night, and I am in NO MOOD to forgive.

And the weird looking folks with boils and lesions covering their faces.

I can live without Derby, it hasn't changed much in 8 or so years.

sunday afternoon with nothing to do: fuck off.

Folks selling records that refuse to grade them accurately.

"It's in great shape for it's age"

I know how old it is! Give me an honest grade!

On second thought, Fuck Off!

fantasmatical thorr wrote:Blokes who reckon that just because you like them, you want to have their fucking babies. The same blokes who invite you to see them, call you very other day who then suddenly call up in state of hysterical apologetics saying he doesn't think it's a good idea and he doesn't want to be in a couple, FuckOff!! You loser! This must be genuine case of not seeing eye to eye.

I'll raise you this email I just got:

I'm sorry I didn't call back this weekend. I ended up running into my ex and it really did a number on me. I am really sorry to say this, but I am just not ready to date again. I thought I was, but after this weekend's emotional rollercoaster, I clearly am not. And I don't want to be the kind of person that leads another good, intelligent, deserving person on.


Best of luck, and take care,

Great date, then the email brush-off. I don't even rate a phone call.

I want to say fuck all women, but feel like that's a bit harsh. So fuck all the women I date.

people who are turning their backs on beans - fuck off. ill see when im getting 59 burst prices for mine. have fun with your egc.

people who dont like telecasters - i know its scary but ive meet a few.

kate nash nash - private school in harrow, talks like shes from fucking clapham.

devandra beindhart or whatever the guts name is - offensive.

...and people who frinih their messages with their the name/meassge board alias ie. ben adrian.

To the half-wit assclown fucktard(s) who ripped off the food donations from Oucho 9 on Saturday:

You can fuck right off.

We had a perfectly lovely evening, the result of numerous folks putting in a fucking full-on day of prep and setup out of the joy in their hearts.

Everyone came and had a good time and got stuffed and drunked and rocked.

And then you took from us.

I hypothesize you were a Mutiny regular piece of human bullshit, not one of our extended friends and family. I don't want to even think about the alternative.

A regular fucking barfly wasteoid taking advantage of our fun-loving spirits, eating the food that we bought and brought.

And then fucking ripping us off.


The 2:45 AM teardown is always a drag anyway, but your contribution to our fine evening of food friends & music made it a supremely technicolor downer.

Thanks a lot for the karmic deposit, fuckwit.

And Fuck Off.[/infinity].

that's unbelievable that somebody would do that. I know it was there about 15 minutes before I left, because that's when I dropped in all the money I had left, a pathetic $11. and now i'm thinking, what if somebody saw me put the money in and only then did they realize it was a container full of money. fuck.

I know next year is a long way off, but next time (or if anybody else has a similar "bucket o money" type tip jar) that shit should probably get emptied hourly or something, to minimize the impact if some douchewad decides to walk off with it.

i'm not a fan of violence, but that shit is *so* worthy of a good beatdown.