Marsupialized wrote:
William S. Burroughs wrote:"When doing business with a religous sonofabitch, get it in writing. His word isnt worth shit. Not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal."
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"Wow! Kenny Loggins! I had no idea you had converted to Islam! So great to hear you've signed onto the team here at BMG to do a few records for us! Great to meet you. Do you know Cat Stevens?"
Marsupialized wrote:Right now somewhere nearby there is a fat video game nerd in his apartment fucking a pretty hot girl he met off craigslist. God bless that craig and his list.
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305Mandroid2.0 wrote:
Flava Flav's Senegalese counterpart.
Marsupialized wrote:Right now somewhere nearby there is a fat video game nerd in his apartment fucking a pretty hot girl he met off craigslist. God bless that craig and his list.
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306Marsupialized wrote:
"Would you bear with me for just a second, please?"
"OK."
"What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?"
"I don't know, I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to both of you guys."
"Absolutely, the pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me."
"Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well."
"Excellent."
"Great... Wow."
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307geiginni wrote:
"Wow! Kenny Loggins! I had no idea you had converted to Islam! So great to hear you've signed onto the team here at BMG to do a few records for us! Great to meet you. Do you know Cat Stevens?"
A+++, would laugh again.
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310"Bob from the U.S. State Department, I'd like you to meet Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, this is Bob. Bob, the J Dog just filled me in on everything - how Allah is actually a false god, etc. What can I say - you were right. Boy, do I have egg on my face. But enough of that, let's figure out how we're going to get you guys your god given oil pronto."