Phil and I made this. We thought it was decent.

Update: What makes the thread funny is when people don't like it, they act like we're charging them money or summat.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF9eNZ-hCaE

Pizza explained in five words or less:

Italian-American Sauce Bread.

Errors:

1. You used a machine to knead the dough.
2. You cooked the pizza in a cake pan and not on a stone.
3. Too thick.
4. You made a video recording of this.

alandeus wrote:Pizza explained in five words or less:

Italian-American Sauce Bread.

Even better:

Italian sauce bread

(pizza actually originated in Italy)

Colonel Panic wrote:

alandeus wrote:Pizza explained in five words or less:

Italian-American Sauce Bread.

Even better:

Italian sauce bread

(pizza actually originated in Italy)

Potatoes "originated" in South America, so gnocchi would be a South American dish?

zom-zom wrote:Errors:

1. You used a machine to knead the dough.
2. You cooked the pizza in a cake pan and not on a stone.
3. Too thick.
4. You made a video recording of this.

Also:

Stop coughing over food you are preparing.

About the stone thing.

I use a pizza tray when I make pizza and I usually roll the dough out on the pizza tray.

If you use a stone, presumably you have to heat it before putting the pizza one it? If so, how do you transfer your pizza from whatever you rolled the dough onto the stone?

I have been trying to figure this out for a while...

alandeus wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:

alandeus wrote:Pizza explained in five words or less:

Italian-American Sauce Bread.

Even better:

Italian sauce bread

(pizza actually originated in Italy)

Potatoes "originated" in South America, so gnocchi would be a South American dish?

Nope, ingredients are different than the dish.

zom-zom wrote:Errors:

1. You used a machine to knead the dough.
2. You cooked the pizza in a cake pan and not on a stone.
3. Too thick.
4. You made a video recording of this.

correcto-mundo

You should retitle the vid, "How to make a cakey-pan pizza w/ icky coughies all over it!"


pizza cooked on a stone is godly