So ea forum member tallchris and I have started a gathering called "Shitty Movie Night," inspired by a night watching "The Number 23" via on-demand. It was so shitty it went around the horn to a perverse state of awesomeness, and we really hope to keep this ball rolling. So far we've got a short list started, with a few of the following gems:

* "Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man" (Don Johnson and Mickey Rourke. On motorcycles.)

* "Stone Cold" (Brian Bosworth's post-Seahawks fiasco action flick)

* "Ishtar" (finally hafta see if this is as shitty as everyone says)

* "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" (a Sylvester Stallone comedy -- which doesn't help differentiate it from anything else he does, but this one's apparently intentional).

We both want bad movies. Like cancer-of-the-eyeballs bad.

Suggestions?

Mandroid!!! report to the thread STAT!!!

"Lionman." It's Turkish. If you find it you will be rewarded.

Um, how about Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue - Titanium Ranger: Curse of the Cobra

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264097/

coach wrote:* "Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man" (Don Johnson and Mickey Rourke. On motorcycles.)

* "Stone Cold" (Brian Bosworth's post-Seahawks fiasco action flick)

* "Ishtar" (finally hafta see if this is as shitty as everyone says)

* "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" (a Sylvester Stallone comedy -- which doesn't help differentiate it from anything else he does, but this one's apparently intentional).

I was also going to add, none of these movies are shitty enough. You need to go shittier, my son.

caix wrote:I was also going to add, none of these movies are shitty enough. You need to go shittier, my son.

That's why I'm asking -- I want ABSOLUTE CRAP to stream from my TV into our eyes!

Are you kidding? Harley Davidson and the Marlborough Man had me throwing shit at, alternately, the screen and my own face. It was fun, though...

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