barndog wrote:

Man, I'll hafta put a bedpan under the TV to watch this one....

Bring it On 2

Eliza Dukshu + Hayden Planetarium + NO NUDITY = horrific boredom

rayj wrote:

H-GM wrote:I hate to be obvious, but Blood Sucking Freaks warrants a mention if you're looking to be entertained as well as appalled and/or offended, intellectually and morally.

This flick is one of my all-time favorites. It also lays claim to being the flick that upset my mother the most in high school...

If you haven't seen it yet, give it a whirl. The 'offensiveness' is purely adolescent, good fun when you are in the mood for that sort of thing. I'm only going to say one more thing:

Ralphus.

My mother was a massive b-horror fan. I remember her renting this when I was very young. She gave me a strict warning not to watch it. Of course I didn't listen and made it through about ten minutes before it totally freaked me out. Watching it as an adult made me and my friends bust a gut. Totally worth it.

I'll see your Ralphus and raise you a Dick Sandwich.

Another really horrible, I mean, just plain awful horror movie is one I've talked about in these forums before called The Beast Within. Incomprehensible, insulting, and plodding are the three top descriptors I'd use for this move. However, it is my belief that the last twenty or so minutes is incredible. Nice transformation scene, particularly for the late 70s/early 80s.

For pure bad, I'd go the made-for-tv route. My friends and I would host weekly parties where we'd sit around and watch these incredibly awful tv-movies about jealous women, stalkers, murderers, alcoholics, etc., etc. I just tried to see if I could netflix Mother, May I Sleep With Danger. I couldn't, but if you can, see this piece of crap. Unbelievable.

House of the Dead is the worst movie ever made. They actually put clips of the video game in because they were too cheap to produce their own action sequences. It has Clint Howard in it too.

Over The Top Truck Driver Lincoln Hawke (Stallon) goes on a cross country trek with his son to compete in an arm wrestling contest to when a semi-truck. What he really finds though... is a friend.

Black Dog Continuing the trucker theme... Swayze plays a truck driver forced to haul machine guns across the country to save his family in this redneck whackoff fest.

dudes, seriously... SHOCK EM' DEAD.

you will be absolutely befuddled as to how anyone put some money behind this. Everything y'all have suggested is pedestrian compared to this piece of shit "movie."

Goddamnit People...Roadhouse

I mean, you even mention a Swayze movie in the above post...and yet, no Roadhouse?

Roadhouse is a milestone in shit cinema....

My roomate brings home crappy VHS movies all the time...I need to go through some of them...

If you want a dose of some irony...The Last Time I Commited Suicide, which is a cinematic tribute to Neal Cassady, so you know it's gotta suck shite, actually does feature a pretty decent performance by Keanu Reeves.

Anything by Hershell Gordon Lewis, especially:

Blood Feast

The Wizard of Gore

Two Thousand Maniacs

Color Me Blood Red

What? Roadhouse is AMAZING.

fantasmatical thorr wrote:What? Roadhouse is AMAZING.

That's what I was just saying...

maybe you mean a different kind of amazing, but to me magical is magical