Colonel Panic wrote:I don't care how charming the company, I will not sit through Joe Dirt.
Can a movie possibly be too shitty?
Another I'd suggest would be some of the
horrid kids' movies I was subjected to on buses at previous points in my life: "Air Bud 2" (all the details about this one slipped my mind, thankfully) and "Beethoven's 2nd" (dog movies are pretty shit, usually).
Another I've heard of: "Swing Kids." Supposed to be honestly sidesplitting, it's so terrible. Kenneth Branagh refused to be credited...get where we're coming from here? Also has Christian Bale, Frank Whaley (Brett from Pulp Fiction) and Robert Sean Leonard from House in big roles, and they're all really young.
Oooohh, check THIS out:
ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS (1957/Los Altos Prod./Allied Artists) 64mins. BW.
Credits: Dir. & Prod: Roger Corman; A.Prod. & Sc: Charles B. Griffith; Ph: Floyd Crosby; Ed: Charles Gross Jnr.; Mus: Ronald Stein.
Cast: Richard Garland, Pamela Duncan, Leslie Bradley, Russell Johnson, Tony Miller, Mel Welles, Beech Dickerson, Richard Cutting, Ed Nelson, Jonathan Haze.
"Once were they men...now they are land crabs."
Atomically mutated crabs measuring 25 foot in size, prey on scientists marooned on a desert island who have made the seawater radioactive. When the crabs kill the scientists by eating their heads, they assume their memories and the crabs speak with the respective scientist's voices. Another expedition arrives to discover the fate of the first, but the crabs that lure them with the voices of the people they have eaten attack them. The expedition tries to destroy the crabs with high voltage electricity, but all the while the creatures are reducing the size of the island with explosives they have stolen from the expedition. When the island is barely a rock outcrop, one scientist notes that one of the crabs is pregnant.
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.
Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
