I
cannot
stop
laughing...

I second Napolean Dynomite.

I just don't get this thrift store ironic kitchy culture we live in today.

Shaq is more retardeder than everything. This contest is over:

and then, and then.....he really wrote:I dribble 'round like basketballums/ They call me E.T. ("what's that Shaq man?")/ Extra Tallums

he took a lot of time, alone in a room and wrote:I got a hand that'll rock your cradle/ Cream you like Cheese/ Spread you on my bagel

good god. shaq wrote:You wanna fight?/ Come fight me!/ I hit you with the WAAAAA WA-PISSH WA-PISSSHH PISSHHH PISSSHHH/ see? see?/ I gets dirty after dark/ I treat you like Spielberg:/ You get Jurrasskicked in the Park

kerble wrote:Shaquille O'Neal's Rap Career:

I can't fucking believe Shaq wrote:What About Rhyming?/I can hold My Own/ Knick Knack/ Shaq Attack/ Give a Dog a Bone

And also wrote:You think you're better than Shaq-Fu?/Shut up, Liar/ I lean on the Statue of Liberty when I get tired

Better still: One of my bandmates gave me a copy of SHAQ-FU for the Super NES. This is a one-on-one fighting game in which Shaquille O'Neal does karate on aliens. No joke.



"Each of the seven fighters has a variety of kung fu moves in addition to a handful of special attacks, such as the title character's...Shaq-uriken.

Yes sir.

Let's just hope "Shaq: In Iraq", the live album for da troopz doesn't hit stores anytime soon.

Found another:

Kazaam! wrote:Ali Baba Ali Baba, go tell your pops and your mama, that Shaq is
the man, period, comma.

mattw wrote:Let's just hope "Shaq: In Iraq", the live album for da troopz doesn't hit stores anytime soon.

Found another:

Kazaam! wrote:Ali Baba Ali Baba, go tell your pops and your mama, that Shaq is
the man, period, comma.

I hate to break it to you, mattw:

I got those quotes from my own mind.

I hereby nominate the part of my brain that remembers Shaq Diesel lyrics for inclusion in this thread.



Faiz

-The Atkins diet (particularly the Atkins brand food line)

cocaine

-Addarol (for the same purpose)

-Anne Coulter

-Oprah's Book Club

-Need I say Good Charlotte?

-Star Wars Epsiodes I,II, and III and while were at it the people who keep making those goddamn romantic comedies with hugh grant.

-War on terror

-Purchasing a scented candle

mtv.

mad tv.

reality tv.

today's country music.

paris hilton.

qvc.

network news.

fox news.

any movie with jason biggs in it.

any movie with sean william scott in it.

any movie with angelina jolie in it.

groundwound/half wound strings.

the gibson "faded" series.

the fender "relic" series.

overpriced reissues of anything.

books by anne rice.

movies based on books by anne rice.

the current 80's trend in music.

bands obviously stealing someone else's "schtick."

i'm sure there's more.