BadComrade wrote:

Doodlebug wrote:I invented garters for your fitted bed sheets. You know it's annoying that they always pop off when the bed is agitated. Alas, they have been around since the 50's.

http://www.amazon.com/Sheet-Straps-Set-of-4/dp/B000BFWFJ8

Weird. All of the bed sheets I've ever owned have had elastic sewn in to the corners.

Of course, but do they not still come undone from time to time? Perhaps I toss and turn more than normal folks? Or it may possibly be that when it come time for a romp in the sack, things just get way out of hand?

On a related note, and I may be revealing too much here, but I am still working on fitted bed sheets that are easy to fold neatly. Unruly linen closets around the world will have me to thank someday.

A home workout gym that jacks you off as you exercise.

All you guys would be ripped by now.

Far as I know, nobody's stolen that idea yet.

Nah, I'd still be fat, it's not like my workouts would last very long.

Colonel Panic wrote:A home workout gym that jacks you off as you exercise.

All you guys would be ripped by now.

Far as I know, nobody's stolen that idea yet.

Wait a minute....You invented Kerble's mom? How old are you?

Colonel Panic wrote:A home workout gym that jacks you off as you exercise.

All you guys would be ripped by now.

Far as I know, nobody's stolen that idea yet.

My home workout is jacking off.

AlBStern wrote:

itchy mcgoo wrote:Al,

Eff you for keeping the beef spray from me.

Eff you in the face.

-B.

I called it Bologne Cologne (pronouncing he long E on each word)

Unless you're German.

-A

what a lame 3400th post...

Breakfast pizza

Penis remover

This isn't quite what you are looking for. But Biznono and I are convinced that we made up "WTF" as shorthand for "what the fuck."

I need to find our earliest use of it, but I think it was probably fall of 2001.

Marsupialized wrote:Penis remover

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