Don Caballero tour diary

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my favorite damon che story involving myself...
we play a show and afterwards i meet a girl and
her girlfriend. they ask me to go to a party with
them so i go. the night winds down and i end up
back at her place naked in bed together. the phone
rings at 10am. lying next to me she takes the call
and begins to say "fuck you damon, i'm not meeting
you for breakfast nor do i want to see you at all anytime
soon." she hangs up and i ask who it was and she says
it was her boyfriend and that i might know him. turns out
it was che! haaaaaaaaa! hilarious for the simple fact that
his pompous ass was a total dickhead to me more than a
few times in the past. did i mention she was a stewardess?
miaow!
"I'm gonna get me a grapefruit," Barry says, adding with a phlegm chortle—"I don't cut; I don't shoot." - Marion Barry

Don Caballero tour diary

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At one of the 'reunion' shows Damon was selling his old t shirts. My friend bought his descendants shirt and i bought this jesus lizard shirt. Not only is it a cool jesus lizard shirt, it is also the most disgusting t-shirts of all time. I washed it three times and the sweat stains on the armpits are still a hard shell that will not go away.

Don Caballero tour diary

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mattw wrote:Damon was fairly nice when I talked to him. However, he insisted that Don Caballero has never opened for another band. I thought that was funny.


It's funny, but not true - they opened for Rage Against The Machine once.

mattw wrote:He was selling the drumsticks he used that night for $5. Yes, in my state of shock n' awe, I bought them.


Well, that's almost half the price of buying them new, so I'd say you got a bargain.

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