lemur68 wrote:

kearnsalot wrote:Condoms, IPA, Goose Island, thai green curry and cum stained sheets.

I need to clean.

Sounds like a helluva night.

I forgot to add stale sweat to that list.

But yeah it was.

Started off with going to Ihop, then got some beer.Had to settle for some slightly less classy stuff than I would have liked because they weren't letting any under 21 in the store so I had to send my friend in with a list.

Long story short I made out with my gay friend to impress a girl, broke a futon after being chased around my my gay friend wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and an oversized velvet bowtie, watched Saw and then made sweet sweet lovins till about 4:30 this morning with girl who challenged how secure with my sexuality I was.

kearnsalot wrote:

lemur68 wrote:

kearnsalot wrote:Condoms, IPA, Goose Island, thai green curry and cum stained sheets.

I need to clean.

Sounds like a helluva night.

I forgot to add stale sweat to that list.

But yeah it was.

Started off with going to Ihop, then got some beer.Had to settle for some slightly less classy stuff than I would have liked because they weren't letting any under 21 in the store so I had to send my friend in with a list.

Long story short I made out with my gay friend to impress a girl, broke a futon after being chased around my my gay friend wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and an oversized velvet bowtie, watched Saw and then made sweet sweet lovins till about 4:30 this morning with girl who challenged how secure with my sexuality I was.

maybe next time just say 'I banged some girl' that would have done, seriously

Dogs and Cigarettes.

I farted.

LBx wrote:rosemary & olive oil triscuits.

those things are pimp.

I am smelling nothing but the neutral smell of my living room. Of course, this room will have a smell to visitors.

My neighbors are cooking something...the scent of which is coming through the window.
If I had to guess, from the smell of it, I'd say it's a month old hobo corpse they found in the alley.
God these people cook some nasty shit over there.
I have had it with these damn Albanians, seriously. They fight, they stink, they yell at each other constantly.
Anyone know a good way to get rid of Albanians?

Marsupialized wrote:Anyone know a good way to get rid of Albanians?

Vanilla

My own farts.