I think Ty Webb got the definition nailed on the head. It's not about roses and dancing and the theater....Unless, of course, this is what the person truly desires from his/her mate.
Speaking as a lady, I think most girls prefer much simpler gestures....An unexpected small gift, a silly song sung to her in the car, a nice walk together after work, meeting her at the train station. It's the small stuff that counts, particularly if it is unexpected or spontaneous. It keeps things fresh, ya know?
Romance
92Fine. Substitute "considerate and thoughtful" for "chivalrous". Not much of a change, but has the same meaning.
And you think "the passionate display of affection through thought and gesture" is the same thing as "lust" (and the negative connotation I seem to detect in your use of the word)? Nothing in my definition implies one of the seven mortal sins to me.
lust - intense, even uncontrolled, sexual desire or appetite
Where's the affection in that? Or even the thought? It's base.
Dude, you just don't even take a chance on the tiniest hint of sentimentality, do you? You have some fairly cynical, suspicious notions of concepts in this arena.
And you think "the passionate display of affection through thought and gesture" is the same thing as "lust" (and the negative connotation I seem to detect in your use of the word)? Nothing in my definition implies one of the seven mortal sins to me.
lust - intense, even uncontrolled, sexual desire or appetite
Where's the affection in that? Or even the thought? It's base.
Dude, you just don't even take a chance on the tiniest hint of sentimentality, do you? You have some fairly cynical, suspicious notions of concepts in this arena.
You had me at Sex Traction Aunts Getting Vodka-Rogered On Glass Furniture
Romance
93I think quoting NWA lyrics at various points throughout the day is romantic as hell. I'd love nothing more than a phone call in the middle of the night "Hello?" "What about the bitch that got shot? Fuck her. You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucka." Click. Burrrrrr.
And holding her hair while I puke.
And holding her hair while I puke.
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
Romance
94I saw that episode of 'insert sitcom show name'.DrAwkward wrote:I think you're supposed to wait until the eleventh hour to realize that you can't live without her, and then run to the airport, preferably during a downpour, to profess your love as she's departing for a new city and new life, crushed by her certainty that you will never be with her. Sneak past airport security and run onto the runway area so she can see you out the window as the plane is preparing for takeoff, thus giving her the opportunity to rally the other passengers to her side and collectively convince the pilot to delay takeoff. When she exits the plane, start to say something really meaningful. Don't worry about memorizing a whole sentence--chances are you'll have her at hello and she'll start making out with you before you get three words out anyway. If the rest of the plane's passengers applaud, congratulations! You are romantic.
Romance
95Romance will never die with songs like this around;
Bobby Digital wrote:[Girl]
You ain't shit your daddy ain't shit
your brother ain't shit your money ain't shit
your lab ain't shit your rings ain't shit
your gear ain't shit your jewels ain't shit
your kicks ain't shit nigga your whips ain't shit
Bobby you ain't shit nigga I'm the shit
you ain't shit your daddy ain't shit
your brother ain't shit your money ain't shit
your lab ain't shit your rings ain't shit
your gear ain't shit, your jewels ain't shit
your kicks ain't shit, your whips ain't shit
Bobby, you ain't shit, nigga I'm the shit
you ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
your lab ain't shit, Bobby you ain't shit
your rings ain't shit, your gear ain't shit
your jewels ain't shit, your kicks ain't shit
your whips ain't shit, nigga, I'm the shit
You ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
your lab ain't shit, your rings ain't shit
your gear ain't shit, your jewels ain't shit
your kicks ain't shit, your whips ain't shit
nigga, I'm the shit...
[RZA] (Girl)
What the fuck y'all birds talking about?
Get the fuck out my house
'Fore I grab you by your hair and slap dick to your mouth
Bob Digi, yeah you know who is he
Girl, I fucking slave trade your ass like Kizzy Kinte
(But wait, fuck you motherfucker)
You wish you could fuck
Bitch, all you can do is dick suck
(Your ass can't fuck, that's why your wife left your monkey ass)
Fuck that, you don't cook, you don't clean, or press my jeans
You don't scrub or wash clothes
Or buy food for making (???), bitch
You don't read to the seeds
All you do is watch tv and smoke weed
Get your nails done and feet, scrub the hairweave
Sleep all day, eat, gain weight, can't breathe
Talking about you're going to leave?
Then bitch leave! What the fuck you're waiting for?
Hit the door, I ain't taking this shit no more!
Spending all my cream on Gucci, Phillies and Coach
Before you moved to my lab, bitch, I ain't never seen a roach
Stains on my carpet, bathroom's more like a fish market
Take all the space in my closet, where the fuck's your logic?
Disrespecting my old earth, aborted my child birth
And every day I catch my credit card inside your purse
You can't speak a sentence without a curse
Talking 'bout you're going to be a nurse
Bitch, to be a nurse you got to go to shool first!
When I first met you, you was a hoe
I tried to reform you, bomb you, warn you and teach you
But couldn't reach you, and you're still a hoe
Your father said you was a hoe
And when you leave me, bitch you're gonna be a hoe
Celluloid and gargoyle feet, I'd rather beat my meat
That raggy ass pussy a starving dog wouldn't eat
Started with the body of a model
Pussy tight as a pharmaceutical bottle
And you could swallow a whole avocado
And two forty ounce bottles
To the end of the world, which to I would follow
Now, when I fuck you, the shit echos 'cause you pussy is so hollow
Turn your fat ass sideways
Your stressmarks are like the US highways
Fuck a new nigga every friday
Talking 'bout bust a nut, bitch I'll bust yo guts!
(You come so quick nigga)
Wonder why I come so quick?
With that wide ass pussy and soggy tits?
I'm trying to get the shit over with, and go to sleep!
But when I'm with my real freak on the weekend
Bet that baby we fuck for two and a half hours or three
You'd better study the 1-0-40 knowledge culture degree
About M-G-T, and G-C-C
'Cause you ain't shit, and your mother ain't shit
And your sister ain't shit, and your pussy ain't shit
That weave ain't shit, your ass ain't shit
Girl you ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
[RZA] [Girl]
But fuck it, yo
let me get this fucking phone
Yeah, get the motherfucking phone
Quit motherfuckers in our fucking
business. End the fuck, or I'll pull
the motherfucking chord out of the
Man, fuck that motherfucking socket.
Yo God, this bitch is bugging I'm sick of this shit motherfucker
Get the fuck out, I'm throwing
all the shit on the motherfucking
terrace, right now. I'm sick of
I'm on the phone! this shit, you and you shit out the
I'm on the phone! motherfucking closet right now. My
Well fuck you! name's on the motherfucking (???) too
Bitch, get the fuck out my nigga, I don't give a fuck, fuck that
house man shit, you get the fuck out my lab, all
these motherfuckers sleeping in the
fucking living room. My seeds run into
these motherfuckers, these niggaz are
Yo, hey Hewey, hey Hewey in their dirty motherfucking socks and
Fuck you, yo God, my bitch... shit. Fucking dirty toilet seats and
This bitch is stupid man shit. My seeds gotta sit on this shit.
Get these motherfuckers out this
Give this fucking crab ass motherfucking lab now. Get the fuck
girl the gas yo out. Every lat one of y'all mother-
You's a hoe bitch! fuckers. Get the fuck out my lab.
Come on you's a hoe!
you'se a hoe Motherfucker don't make me pick up
you'se a hoe this bottle. Don't make me pick up
you'se a hoe this motherfucking bottle.
you'se a hoe
hoe! hoe!
hoe! hoe! bastard! bastard!
hoe! hoe! bastard!
fuck you!
hoe! you fucking bastard!
hoe! bastard! bastard!
fuck you
Yo, yo, dunn, yo, yo, God
bastard! bastard! bastard!
She's stupid dunn you're fucking dirty dick nigga
Yeah you're fucking stupid nigga
You're fucking stupid
You're fucking stupid
We'll be back son Now that's right, tell that
We'll be back motherfucker to call you back
'cause you ain't going to steal
this motherfucking phone
Disappointing the masses since 2006 http://www.low-point.com
Romance
96caix wrote:Peripatetic wrote:caix wrote:Peripatetic wrote:Kayte R. wrote:Peripatetic wrote:You have to ask before you try to put it in her butt.
in a baby voice.
It can't hurt, can it?
I mean...the asking in a baby voice...it can't hurt your cause to ask in a baby voice.
You're forgetting step one: get her drunk.
caix, now you're being ridiculous.
am i really? who here has been with a woman that enjoys anal sex?
I can PM you some phone numbers if need be.
Redline wrote:Not Crap. The sound of death? The sound of FUN! ScrrreeEEEEEEE
Romance
97I think "romance" essentially means "fantasy" to some degree. Making some sort of dream come true, or at least activities that capture the imagination. It's different for everyone, of course.
Some really common examples of what many consider to be romantic are: traveling to someplace new, becoming part of a noble and respected family, the freedom of having a lot of money, or perhaps even the courage of one's convictions to fight for an ideal.
These scenarios are all pretty hackneyed, but they have in common the idea of some kind of fantasy come true with elements of the exotic, of heroism, of escaping the routines of everyday life into some kind of adventure.
Some really common examples of what many consider to be romantic are: traveling to someplace new, becoming part of a noble and respected family, the freedom of having a lot of money, or perhaps even the courage of one's convictions to fight for an ideal.
These scenarios are all pretty hackneyed, but they have in common the idea of some kind of fantasy come true with elements of the exotic, of heroism, of escaping the routines of everyday life into some kind of adventure.
Last edited by Colonel Panic_Archive on Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:52 am, edited 1 time in total.
Romance
98Guide to pleasing women
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show
her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her
fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement , and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when
she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelery is for p**sies and asian ladies.
7. if you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is,
stare into her eyes mouth the words **** you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like masturbating.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give herself confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say no she's not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what I'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if she's crying. Shell say no its just the rain, ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you **** baby. Girls like a tough man as I've already stated.
22. Tittttty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise
her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show
her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her
fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement , and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when
she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelery is for p**sies and asian ladies.
7. if you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is,
stare into her eyes mouth the words **** you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like masturbating.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give herself confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say no she's not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what I'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if she's crying. Shell say no its just the rain, ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you **** baby. Girls like a tough man as I've already stated.
22. Tittttty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise
her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.
placeholder wrote:I liked 'em better before they met each other. Once they wrote songs, they went to crap.
Romance
99scott wrote:Also, I have been told that I was conceived on New Year's Eve during a drunken game of strip Scrabble.
ah, the 70's. i bet your parents can't even watch "the ice storm" without puking...or getting horny.
scott wrote:Romance is bullshit that hollywood sells to the female sex, most of whom buy it.
fyp
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.