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John W. wrote:You know what? Ouija boards freak me out. I am able to distance myself from the idea of the supernatural, but those things... I'm not gonna even open the box. Yeah, it's silly... but we've all got our deals, right?

I, too, get freaked by Ouija boards.

Someone gave me one as a housewarming gift (thanks, buddy) and I promptly re-gifted it to someone who is really into that sort of thing.

It's a shame, because as objects they are pretty cool, but I can't have one in my house, not at this point in time.

C'mon, Faiz. Make with the Ouija board story.
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turnbullac wrote:in other news: the book, "lullabye" and "haunted" by chuck palahniuk ain't all bad, despite what you may have heard.


seconded! I read Lullabye a few years back and enjoyed it greatly; Haunted is still high on my seemingly endless list of books-i-really-should-get-around-to-reading-as-i-payed-full-price-for-it-at-Borders.

My only ethereal encounter was when i was muchmuch younger and was going with my mom to look at new houses (she was a real-estate agent at the time)..it was in Georgetown (i hadn't seen the exorcist yet thank goodnes)..as soon as we walked in you could feel this icy chill inside of you and this kind of uhmm..sense of evilness..really. it was just bad. a really uncomfortable feeling..but it was pretty strong..we didn't stay to see the upper floor i have been known to have an active imagination and i was sleep-deprived...so...that might have been it...but i was terrified nonetheless!

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A friend of mine, (not a close friend, but a guy who I've known for about 25 years though..) died last year of a heart attack at 50. Didn't drink or smoke, rode his bicycle everywhere. He used to videotape shows in the Entry in the days of huge-ass "portable" VCR recorders.

Anyhoo, the past year I have been getting some of the tapes from his wife, as he taped Rifle Sport and others from '81-'84 or so. She called me a couple of weeks ago, and apparently she got a message on her cell phone with him saying a sentence that he usually ended calls with. She played it for everyone who knew him and all agreed that was his voice. I was going to use the phone-patch at the studio to record it but it disappeared. She has a rough cassette recording of it. She also had paranormal types in to check out the house, she described some crazy things that have been happening. He was also a pretty amazing artist, and she's been discovering a lot of work that nobody knew existed.

Other than that, Flour and I heard ghost footsteps in an 1880s house that we rented in college one night when we just moved in. Distinct footsteps going up the large open stairway and they stopped in front of the door to my room. We opened it and nobody was there, the house was totally locked up and dark. Scared the shit out of me for a bit.

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trilonaut wrote:re: snuff movies...

snopes says there are no reported cases of a murderer actually taping the act of murder.


what about all those fucking al qaeda things where they cut a dude's head off? those are snuff movies.

anyway I've never seen a ghost or an alien or anything like that. a friend had a pretty decent ghost story but that's all.

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ok, there was this couple i knew who bought a house. just after moving in, strange things began happening. everyday they would come home from work and the water would be on in both bathtubs, almost overflowing.

at night, as soon as they would turn the lights out to sleep, there would be footsteps running up and down the hallway and the sound of a ball bouncing.

so they hire a ghost hunter or whatever. she tells them there's a ghost of a little girl residing in their house. she gives them a set of bells to ring every time they hear the footsteps. they ring the bells and it works.

i've never understood the significance of the bells, nor were they given an explanation.
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I'll copy and paste this from an email to a friend:
I wrote:...I asked my mother to retell a spooky story that she told me years ago that I had forgotten. Before I asked her, all I could remember was the setting and the power because she was told it by someone who had heard the story first-hand themselves, which is unique to me. Spooky stories normally seem invented by someone far removed, to me.

The story was told to my mother when she was a child by her paternal aunts, who lived with the family in their massive house in Hydrabad in Sindh (this is the house that I remember from when I visited, a great, dusty, dry, antique, but living beast, from which the family was sadly driven out of by riots a few years later). In the Sindhi village that the aunts grew up in was a midwife, who at the time of the story was in her mid to late thirties, with husband and children, the oldest son about 20 as she was married very young, as per custom. The story starts with one of my mother's aunts visiting the midwife as she had started to recover from a fierce fever that had almost killed her. My great-aunt must have heard some stories, and being a gossipy Sindhi no doubt wanted to poke her nose into what might have brought on the midwife's sudden sickness. The midwife obliged and told my great-aunt the following:

A week or so before, she heard a knock at the door, which she opened to see a very tall man. Very tall indeed, freakishly so. He politely asked her if she could accompany him on his horse and cart to his home, where his wife was about to give birth. Though she had never seen the odd looking man before, she was the only midwife (it was a small village), so she agreed, as it was sort of her duty as well as her job, and she climbed onto the cart with him. Pretty quickly into the journey, her nervousness increased, as she realised that she did not recognise where he was taking her, despite the fact that it was a small village, and basically all that she had known. The forest that they had entered was unfamiliar, and we all know how frightening forests can be even in normal circumstances. She kept quiet: faith in silent prayer is beautiful succour.

They arrived at a small house in a clearing, inside of which was the very tall man's wife, who looked normal. The midwife did her job, and the birth went extremely smoothly. The pregnant woman gave birth quickly and showed remarkably little pain or effort. What really disturbed the midwife, however, were the twins that were born. The midwife gave my aunt who gave my mother who gave me no other description than to say that they looked alien. The twins did not look human at all to midwife, but of course she could not say anything, and the very tall man thanked her and took her outside the shack, leaving the woman and her unusual children to rest.

"I must pay you," said the tall man.
The midwife nervously stuttered, "No, really, no need, this is just what I do, please don't bother yourself..."
"I insist," replied the man.
He then took the midwife's dupatta (her shawl) and gathered leaves from the ground, wrapped them inside the dupatta, then passed this package back to the woman. They went back on the cart, and at a certain point in the unfamiliar forest he stopped and told her, "Close your eyes and count to 200. When you open your eyes, you will know your way home."
Scared and bewildered, the midwife nodded, got off the cart, and then watched in amazement as the horse, the cart, and the tall man, disappeared to leave the forest to her wide eyes.

I click my fingers at this point, as dictated by charlatan storyteller tradition.

She could not count, the illiterate midwife, so she did not know for how long she kept her eyes closed. A pretty long time, anyway. When she opened them, sure enough she knew where she was. Terrified, she ran back home. At some point, maybe when she left the forest, she emptied the dupatta of the leaves. Hell, who can blame her? Weird leaves probably cursed by magic man. She arrived back at her home where her husband and eldest son looked at her with surprise. Why so pale, out of breath, wide-eyed and gasping? And what has just fallen out of your dupatta? Wow! Where did you get that from?

She looked down: one leaf had not been shaken out by her, and of course instead of a leaf lying on the floor there was a bright gold coin. Seeing this, she fainted and fell into the fever which lifted just before my great-aunt's visit.

Woo! Spooky! My aunts told my mum this story many times, she says, and her father, a doctor, a sceptic, a rational man of science, was moved to comment, "Rubbish! If that was true, why didn't they show everyone the gold coin? Where the fuck is the gold coin?!?"
An eloquent man, my grandfather.


I'm pretty sure that this is a variation on a common theme (particularly leaves turning into gold), but still, it is nice to have heard this family folk-tale.
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