CocoRosie, you provide the magnificent incidental benefit of existing as the "your mom" joke equivalent among contemporary neo-hipster indie-rock acts.

Don Henley, your songwriting and solo recorded output quickly strips enamel from teeth.

Sufjan Stevens, your music is so nice that you could probably record your next album's orchestrations with 72 tracks. This would not entice me to leaglly or illegally acquire your releases.

Smoking Popes, I hear you wear women's underwear...but that's cool, whatever.

Towers of London, I'd hedge my bets and say that my mum probably thinks you are really edgy and dangerous.

James Taylor, you provide an appropriate soundtrack to hospice life.

Marsupialized wrote:Smoking Popes, I hear you wear women's underwear...but that's cool, whatever.

Smoking Popes, you weren't douches about 17 years ago.

caix wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Smoking Popes, I hear you wear women's underwear...but that's cool, whatever.

Smoking Popes, you weren't douches about 17 years ago.

They were born douches

Thank you very much for allowing one of your recent concerts to be broadcast for free on NPR, Animal Collective. I was beginning to wonder if maybe you guys were actually good and it wasn't just a bunch of hype.

I am extremely happy that it did not cost me any money to find out the truth.

Korn - that backwards K tells me all I need to know - you nutty bastardz!

Marlowe wrote:Gwen Stefani would be very helpful if I needed someone to carry something.

What if you needed help carrying a tune? <rimshot>

Urge Overkill, you have found yourself a first-rate dry cleaner.