The Dismemberment Plan, you should have broken up before recording Change.

Can't say I like this band remotely...

Dear Sunn O))),
You are not druids. Nothing is worth listening to for that long. I resent the fact that half of your name if composed of silent characters. And perhaps all of my creations should be named after an ingredient used to produce them. I think I'll name my future son Atom, clever? I also love how your album to album progressions are not noticeable or remarkable. And if I want my bowels quake, I will just drop salene.

Scott Walker, your last album seems tailor made for upcoming Halloween costume parties.

shevek wrote:Radiohead:

there are animals out there other than ones found in the barnyard

Dear Jesus Lizard,

That last record sounds like poo.

The Urinals - Why on earth did you have to put out another album? You had a 100% going there!! Oh, I know why - you are pretentious Californians who have worked at college bookstores your whole life and now finally realized you needed money. Oh, and Trotsky Icepick was unlistenable.

feedtime - you disappeared. That sucks. Bigtime.

Drunks w/ Guns - Melissa? Seriously guys, wtf?

Head of David - Seed State. why WHY WHY?!?!

Husker Du - You never finished what you started, and then you guys turned into untalented pussies. How is it possible that Bob Mould is making electronica now?!

Wilco/Jeff Tweedy - get back on drugs. Cheers!

Broadcast - get a real drummer and this time, keep them.

Queen... you really need to undie

My Bloody Valentine: you make me walk in the clouds and then fall to a cotton hill

If The Beatles are dying in order of importance....Paul MacCartney will live forever!!