Hexpane wrote:which would you rather splash on your face or brush your teeth with? obviously vomit, but lets remove that from the equation for the moment.

I absolutely love the "fuck that my dick/hands are clean I'm not washing them!" responses. For those of you nawt joking, its clearly a sign of blatant narcissism. My dick is clean too, howzabout I wipe it on your eyelids?

newberry wrote:

I absolutely love the "fuck that my dick/hands are clean I'm not washing them!" responses. For those of you nawt joking, its clearly a sign of blatant narcissism. My dick is clean too, howzabout I wipe it on your eyelids?

I don't mean to get too personal, but do you ever receive fellatio?

But we are in love, she isnt some random indian contractor at work who puts boogers on the stall wall

Hexpane wrote:

newberry wrote:

I absolutely love the "fuck that my dick/hands are clean I'm not washing them!" responses. For those of you nawt joking, its clearly a sign of blatant narcissism. My dick is clean too, howzabout I wipe it on your eyelids?

I don't mean to get too personal, but do you ever receive fellatio?

Absolutely, but I always wash my dick first, and balls too, hell I scrub my taint w/ soap and water before sex, I dun wan her gettin a wafe. But we are in love, she isnt some random indian contractor at work who puts boogers on the stall wall

Everybody in this thread wrote:I HAVE A CLEAN DICK

Wyle wrote:I don't think there's any problem with not washing your hands when you pee....

Boombats wrote: However I keep a clean shaft. Perhaps there are some dirty dirty dicks out there, I wouldn't know.