You can't break the cage!

adaptation rocked

I'm conflicted. Cage spent an incredibly long time being Not Crap. About six years ago he suddenly started taking roles that slowly sunk him to the point where he is today.

Think about it like this. In 2002, Cage starred in two films, only one of which was really shit. This year he has starring roles in six films. They all suck.

Crap, with a single tear.

CRAP.

Nicolas Cage, for me, presents a clean, clear-cut example of a case of the "Oh My Fucking God Do I Ever Hate His Face." But really, every aspect of the man's visage makes me fucking seethe with resent, to the point where I basically cannot stand to watch any flick the guy's been in.

Ugh.

(Michael Douglas would present another fine case. I would seriously fight Michael Douglas were I ever to meet the guy in person, maybe he's the no.1 fuckface)

Nicolas Cage is CRAP.

And then with the fucking voice. Good god, that horrible I-Had-Throat-Cancer-And-Tried-To-Swallow-Dog-Semen-But-All-It-Did-
Was-Get-Stuck-In-My-Mouth-For-Good-And-Now-I-Have-More-Throat-Cancer fucking voice.

I swear, Nick Cage is the Tom Waits of cinema. Nick Cage is not an actor, he is a mannerism.

Fuck him very much.

(EDIT: I just got a mental image of Tom Waits and Nick Cage cage-fighting eachother to death. It's gory and intense. I am deeply, sensually aroused by this image).

I'm sure we've done a C/NC on NC before.

He's shit. Bad Actor and all round wanker.


I'll give him Birdy and that's it. Typical example of industry nepotism.