tommydski wrote: I would like to think this does not bother me but it really does.
<Pats Tommy gently on his head twice and pulls his cheek.>
That's lovely, sweety. Here, buy yourself a copy of the Beano and some lemon sherbet like the best boy.
<Runs off cackling to the bookies with flies undone.>
Being thirty rocks. I agree completely with what gentle John says above.