Bacardi family crest (with bat replaced by Polish national emblem white eagle) being stalked by a spitting cobra.

-steve

steve wrote:Bacardi family crest (with bat replaced by Polish national emblem white eagle) being stalked by a spitting cobra.

-steve

Laughing vegetarian pterodactyl clutching a fez-wearing, eggnog-drinking, long-haired miniature daschund in its talons. (The talons appear to be made out of ivy, though you can't quite make it out for certain).

A plain and simple impression made by an unicorn's hoof.
Imagine the C from the Cubs logo divided by the representation of a periodic oscillation, as found in the sine wave of the Schoeps logo.
It's beautiful in it's simplicity and looks so peaceful that I don't dare to touch the cup.

A mushroom house like they used to have in those retarded Holly Hobby needlepoint samplers, or with Smurfs, except without Smurfs. It even has a chimney with smoke puffs coming out and cobblestones in a path leading up to it. I can't wait to fuck it up with a spoon.

-steve

steve wrote:A mushroom house like they used to have in those retarded Holly Hobby needlepoint samplers, or with Smurfs, except without Smurfs. It even has a chimney with smoke puffs coming out and cobblestones in a path leading up to it. I can't wait to fuck it up with a spoon.

-steve

you feckin homewrecker.

If Jesus was a tabby cat, or a butterfly-style goalie. Wait, it's strarting to look like Krazy Kat "sleepwalking" in the style of Greg Norman, drooling coffee grounds, with a keycard up his ass. But it's definitely a cat of some kind.

okapi bounding down a mountain path rendered in the style of a japanese watercolor.

An aluminium eyeball - a time capsule maybe. In proportion to the size of the cup it's much too small.
Cramped to the right edge of the cup is half of the face of the Phantom of the Opera, as discribed on Iron Maiden's first album.
There must be something wrong with the milk. The coffee tastes like chicken.

aaaaaaaaaaaaa, godzilla is slaughtering a town of innocents in my potato salad.