Tree wrote:Jeff Mueller Contracts Scurvy
haha. you're the best, tree.
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122Area Man's Mom Seeks Refuge From INS In Back Room Of Cicero Strip Club
In need of financial assistance, reportedly taking "all comers"
In need of financial assistance, reportedly taking "all comers"
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123Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles in Bust Up Over Cocaine
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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124"In Rainbows" Bootleg CD Ring Busted
"It'll be off my record when I'm 18!" suspect replies.
"It'll be off my record when I'm 18!" suspect replies.
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.
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125We actually got "Meat-eaters and Vegetarians Combine to Form Indie-Pop Group," once. I thought it would make a great Onion headline.
"he probably felt like he owed me something since he just skullfucked me with a drill"
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127elisha wiesner wrote:woman goes black, goes back.
The Blacker the Berry the Sweeter the Welfare Check.
and thus concludes the johnnyemphysema racist joke of the day.
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130chingalera wrote:LOCAL GIRL DANCES WITH HANDS IN THE AIR
Nightclub patrons awed
"she just didn't care," says witness."