"man who hates everyone finds everyone not so fond of him."

Mark E. Smith Featured Vocalist On American Idol

Tim LaHaye Feeling "Fabulous" After Recent Gay Experience

African-American Questions Blackness After Disliking New Hip-Hop Single

"One-legged Man Wins Ass Kicking Contest"

Area Woman Announces Cock In Mouth Tasted Better Than Last Time.

President Announces "It's Time To Buckle Down."

God: "Wow... That's sill there?"

Bigfoot just guy named Ron from San Antonio

Fucking tops top ten list for 2007

Dad: "No, You really ARE a son of a bitch!"

Herbert Cornfield: "My Spreadsheet gonna make you wet!"

"Guantanomo prisoners sued by RIAA for downloading copyrighted music, court date has been set for January"

Prisoner comments..."Praise Allah, It's about fucking time!"

This is not mine. It's a variation on a Demetri Martin joke, but I had to share.

Mattel Issues New Board Game: Which One of My Friends is a Competitive Asshole?

AC/DC Crisis as Group Struggles to Think of New Sexual Innuendos

"Wait, I've got it: Let me cut your cake with m.....oh FUCK!" curses frontman Brian Johnson.

This is probably cheating but...

Rainbow Centre does not have 'a pot of gold'

I used to live down the road from these folks...