I WANT TO RAGE THE NANNY IN A POLLIWOG

Odd. We were discussing her yesterday.

The first time I ever saw her, the sound was down on the teevee and I happened to glance up and see a woman who looked a lot like Audrey Hepburn. She wearing a smart black dress and sitting on David Letterman's couch. "Oh, my..." said retro, Audrey Hepburn lovin' Southern Boy me... "Look at THAT..."

And I lunged for the remote, just to see who she was.

And THAT VOICE hit me.

GOOD GOD.

It's like some Divine Creator wanted to make sure she wasn't TOO dangerous. "OK, she can look a little like Audrey Hepburn, but when she talks, she is going to honk like a goose."

Still, part of me (the sticky outie part, if you're wondering) won't let me take my eyes off her when she's on teevee.

She is a major GRILF. I want to hear that goat sound she makes as my penis goes in and out of her vagina.

GRILF? I get what the ILF part is for, but, Boomer, you've lost me again.
Oh, and Ms. Drescher was prettier in This Is Spinaltap than she was in The Nanny; I think that ought to be the poll.

GRandma I'd Like To Fuck

i hereby abandon this depraved poll

Ladel Conrad wrote:i hereby abandon this depraved poll

It's probably for the best, a lot of the stray threads that get out of the "Post While You're Drunk" corral have to be put down eventually.

Look, her arm is touching it

I used to masturbate to the Nanny all the time when I first discovered my penis.

I'd still destroy her with my less-than-adequate prowess.

Steve V. wrote:I used to masturbate to the Nanny all the time when I first discovering my penis.

hahahahhaha