Mandroid2.0 wrote:-Rheinlander

barndog wrote:

vockins wrote:Rheingold. It's fucking horrible. Really bad. Garbage. I can't drink it when the shit is free.

That's hilarious - I went "camping" in I think Wisconsin when I was still in high school and we bought a bunch of cheap beer - some of it being Rheingold flavored. When ever someone would fuck up, we would say "that's another Rheingold for you". I mean, we were in high school and we recognized how shitty that beer was...

Shit - substitute "Rheinlander" everywhere you see "Rheingold" in my above story.

Bell's Two Hearted Ale.

It actually made me sick last time I drank it. Headache, queasy. It's poisonous.

enframed wrote:rolling rock
corona
any beer the indie kids think it's "cool" to drink.

Rolling Rock and Corona = AIDS

Sam Adams fucking sucks. I try to like it all the time because I do buy into the whole "we use good ingredients" crap they spin... at least a little.

But as soon as any of that shit hits my tongue I get pissed off. I think the guy in charge over there knows how to make good beer, he just has bad taste in beer.

I would rather have anything made by Boulevard. And it is cheaper.

Also FUCK Special Export!

Corona. Tastes like a skunk's ass. I have to hold my nose to even drink that stuff.

IceHouse. A Hangover In A Bottle. Seriously. This shit is brutal. If you're really so desperate to get fucked-up quickly that you'll resort to drinking IceHouse, you deserve what's coming to you. And believe me, it is painful.

Blue Moon "Belgian White". Trendy crap. An American production brewer's coarse attempt at a witbier, it has zero finesse. Tastes like a mixture of cheap cream ale and orange juice, which is practically what it is. Instead, try Hoegaarden or even Allagash or Blanche de Chambly.

Most gueuze lambics taste like acid piss but might make a decent salad dressing if mixed with olive oil.

King Cobra. I bought a 40 of this once. Don't ever make the same mistake. It is truly awful.

Steel Reserve. I tried a can of this back when it first hit the market. It's very strong and horrible. Undrinkable. Really.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:-Rheinlander
-Point (especially their atrocious Belgian White brew)

I like Point Amber and the good ole standby Point. I hate New Glarus' Spotted Cow, all the beer snobs 'round these parts love it.

Corona=donkey piss. My in-laws know I enjoy beer and on a recent trip to Mexico they e-mailed and said they were bringing me back some Mexican beer, when they got back and we went to their house it was fucking Corona. I felt like they had just shit in my Post Toasties.

I dislike:

Newcastle Brown Ale (fucking boring for the price.)
Moretti La Rosa (sweet and nasty syrup shit that really wants to be good)
Miller Lite (ass)
Beast (ass)
Olympia (water. National Bohemian actually KILLS it. So does PBR!- if you're going to drink cheap watery american beer)
Budweiser Lite (fuck it)
Any shit pre-mixed with Lime and Salt


Bass in a bottle is overrated. Gets stale and nasty by the fifth chug. By the time the bottle is almost empty, the last swallows taste like piney-copper piss. Draft is fine. What gives?

pbr.
low life.
beast.
natty ice.
coors.
shitehouse.

mr.arrison wrote:Newcastle Brown Ale (fucking boring for the price.)

Hoho, how much is it in Baltimore?

johnnyemphysema wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:-Rheinlander
-Point (especially their atrocious Belgian White brew)

I like Point Amber and the good ole standby Point. I hate New Glarus' Spotted Cow, all the beer snobs 'round these parts love it.

Corona=donkey piss. My in-laws know I enjoy beer and on a recent trip to Mexico they e-mailed and said they were bringing me back some Mexican beer, when they got back and we went to their house it was fucking Corona. I felt like they had just shit in my Post Toasties.

That story brings a tear to my eye. Corona is so abysmally horrible. I'll drink it if it's at a party and free, but I've never understood how anyone with a sense of taste in beer would actively seek it out and pay for it.

My hatred of Point goes hand-in-hand with my hatred of the actual city of Stevens Point. I can actually taste the misery and the desperation in each bottle.

I do like the Spotted Cow. When I used to bartend in Green Bay, it was one of the beers on tap, so a couple of pints of that was often times my supper. That, or 2 Black and Tans. One night, I created the Black and Hamm's. It looked like the black oil from the X-Files was hanging in suspension above diluted piss.

I forgot to mention how much I dislike Heineken. It tastes like what I imagine fermented bong water must consist of.

johnnyemphysema wrote:Corona=donkey piss. My in-laws know I enjoy beer and on a recent trip to Mexico they e-mailed and said they were bringing me back some Mexican beer, when they got back and we went to their house it was fucking Corona.

In Mexico, Corona is (rightfully) lowest common denominator shit-beer, drunk only because it's usually the cheapest option. Your in-laws probably got a great deal on it.