What a bunch of fucking hippies in here.

You can't have wild animals fucking up your domain. We'll see how long you earth mothers last after turning your house into Bambi's birthday party when you get hantavirus or the fucking plague.

NC

vockins wrote:What a bunch of fucking hippies in here.

You can't have wild animals fucking up your domain. We'll see how long you earth mothers last after turning your house into Bambi's birthday party when you get hantavirus or the fucking plague.

NC

so what you're saying is...... you hope his cat got the plague?
asshole!!

The Realist wrote:I wish Todd would have tried to come to my house. I would have treated him much better than that.

Hook a squirrel brah up with some coke, innit.

vockins wrote:What a bunch of fucking hippies in here.

You can't have wild animals fucking up your domain. We'll see how long you earth mothers last after turning your house into Bambi's birthday party when you get hantavirus or the fucking plague.

NC

Agreed. A bunch of NPR-listening, patchouli-wearing, nanny-state-wanting, cut-and-run freedom-haters. They probably want to spend my tax dollars on paying for squirrels to have cable and high-speed internet.

I saw someone wearing a t-shirt at the store a few hours ago that said:
Alabama
So many recipes
So few squirrels

DAR-WIN! DAR-WIN! DAR-WIN!!!!!

Marsupialized wrote:I say fuck it, that squirrel got what it had coming to it.
It's a cold life, Mr. Squirrel. Welcome aboard.

i knew you'd be on my side.

fuck it. there's not a shortage of squirrels. and i didn't wanna get bit. nor have to try and catch a lightning fast fucking squirrel.

you know what else? i kill every bug that gets inside. spiders. centipedes. gnats. mosquitos. ants.

in other squirrel news: i just found out about a family of albino squirrels in the northside of the city. how awesome is that?

if it was an albino baby squirrel the cat would've gone hungry.

that damned fly wrote:fuck it. there's not a shortage of squirrels. and i didn't wanna get bit. nor have to try and catch a lightning fast fucking squirrel.

You are lazy. Should squirrel population factor into the argument?

that damned fly wrote:you know what else? i kill every bug that gets inside. spiders. centipedes. gnats. mosquitos. ants.

Chicks dig men who kill. Makes 'em hot.

that damned fly wrote:if it was an albino baby squirrel the cat would've gone hungry.

I hear Ted Nugent pays top dollar for anything albino. I'm sure you would receive a finders fee.



Total. Fucking. Crap, Mr. Fly.
(and I'm not a hippy)

a rat with a fuzzy tail.

kill kill mr. kitty.

that damned fly wrote:i didn't feel like catching it. it was a baby squirrel.

I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING LOVE BABY SQUIRREL !!!!!!!!!!
YOU PROBABLY EAT BABY CATS !!!!!!!
FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

that squirrel could be sick and your cat ate it