FUCK.

yep.

dial m for murder is on AMC

Hot milk then orgasm = sleep.


Works every time.

Josef K wrote:Hot milk then orgasm = sleep.

Works every time.

Sadly I am both lactose intolerant AND allergic to milk, so this would probably make me even more congested than I already am. I suspect the congestion is a large part of why I can't sleep. Also, I feel bad pulling one off with my girlfriend asleep in bed just a few feet away. Smoking a bowl and then orgasming also works well, but as I'm job-hunting this solution is sort of out as well. The melatonin pill I took did nothing, and it's too late to take one of the prescription sleep meds I still have laying around if I want to make it to this interview in... 4 hours.

Shoot me.

ironyengine wrote:

Josef K wrote:Hot milk then orgasm = sleep.

Works every time.

Sadly I am both lactose intolerant AND allergic to milk, so this would probably make me even more congested than I already am. I suspect the congestion is a large part of why I can't sleep. Also, I feel bad pulling one off with my girlfriend asleep in bed just a few feet away.

Yeah forget the milk. The other situation takes a bit of practice.

Josef K wrote:Yeah forget the milk. The other situation takes a bit of practice.

I'm not saying I haven't done it, I'm just saying I feel kinda bad.

What booze are you drinking? I have not yet had such an experience but my father, who I seem to have inherited some of my sleep problems from, reported exactly the opposite - drinking at night was one of the few things that allowed him to get any sleep at all. Not restful sleep, mind, but sleep at least.

MrFood wrote:I don't know whether it's a sign of getting old, but I've found that drinking booze not long before bed time keeps awake like coffee.

Anyone else found this? It used to knock me right out, now it has the opposite effect.

Weird.

I get this too. If I go out drinking, even just for a few pints, I often don’t sleep.

It makes midweek trips to the pub a complete hassle.

I got those guitar-playing, bass-plucking, prose-writing, Joyce-reading, car-driving, chicken-choking, mind-losing, nail-biting, cigarette-smoking, awful divorce-witnessing, forum-trolling, insomniac blues.

You know what I'm talking about. Let's take it from the top.