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Colonel Panic wrote:Yeah I know. I'm just kind of pissed that I can't remember what the name of that band was.

They had sort of a gothy-sounding name. That shitty flyer was for one of their early gigs and it was really trying for an urban/hip-hop look.

Later, they adopted a different graphical style for their posters, kind of geometric Celtic knot-inspired designs in monochrome dark color on black, kinda like Sisters Of Mercy album covers.


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Worst band self-description

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I have to do this at the moment. I hate it.

Since the purpose of writing band text is to help the reader understand kind of what you sound like, I guess the best bet it to cop to a few primary influences and maybe a vague genre and then move on. All business.

The other option I'm considering would be a detailed but sloppy description of the music, like: "Generally, our songs start out where the drummer is like, boom Chakka boom Chakka boom, and he does that for a little while and then the guitar does this high-pitched scratchy thing, like Granga GranScreEEE, and the bass comes in like DONG DONG du DONG DONG, and that goes on for a while and then the singer screams and starts shouting and we don't know what he's saying but I think he's comparing love to food or something. Then we do that for about four minutes with a half-improvised breakdown in the middle and then try to play the whole thing backwards for an ending."

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Secret Memory is a deeply emotional band that will be the next Beatles. All members of the band play every instrument and sing. They have ventured through the rock scene for years and are quickly becoming the next big thing. All members write the songs which gives the band versatility and a catchy sound.
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offal wrote:Holy shit.

Kerble was wrong.

This certainly changes things.

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GrossOldWig wrote:I have to do this at the moment. I hate it.

Since the purpose of writing band text is to help the reader understand kind of what you sound like, I guess the best bet it to cop to a few primary influences and maybe a vague genre and then move on. All business.

It's way easier when some one else does it for you. Then you don't seem like such a dick describing your band in a positive way.
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