people that wear those stupid bluetooth ear clip things when they're not actually using them. especially with the blinking blue light. I don't understand this AT ALL. some kind of status symbol? ipods and cell phones in general used to annoy me but don't anymore.. so maybe I'll just get used to it.

but there is absolutely no doubt about the dodge ram thing. I have never seen anyone not drive this vehicle like a total asshole.

miseryandthesun wrote:Anyone that can watch Arrested Development and not see what the big deal is.

Just watched the Carl Weathers episode. Fucking unbelievable.

"I'm looking at 50,000 in medical bills!"

fantasmatical thorr wrote:

Boombats wrote:

simmo wrote:But are you seriously trying to tell me that there are people who don't like receiving oral sex? What. The. Fuck???!?!

This is sad but true. The ones I've encountered have been younger girls, maybe it's something that takes time to appreciate. Also I think a lot of women are still stuck in thinking it's dirty or shameful.

WTF

It's true. I too had a girlfriend with this phobia, who stuck with it very firmly through our relationship...until the day I convinced her. I am really not normally one to brag, but I take full credit for changing this girl's entire philosophy.

sometimes all women really DO need is a good... etc.


While we're on about coffee shops and such, I am personally prejudiced against people who sit for hours in Panera, Starbucks etc using the free wireless there. Get the fuck up and go home, some of us want to EAT.

I have had two Dodge Rams. The first was a black 1984 stepside 4x2 with a slant six and it was fucking gorgeous. Just fucking gorgeous. The second was a black 1996 Sport 4x4. Did a tour to fucking St. Louis in the thing and it wasn't club cab or a double cab. Dumbest tour vehicle ever.

People who believe in conspiracy theories: you're fucking idiots. Form a belief system that actually enables you to do something and have rational discussions with your friends, instead of treating them like idiots, when you are in fact, the true idiot. 9/11? Didn't you see it on TV? Two big, fuck off planes meet buildings, big explosions... Look if the government wanted to bomb the towers, why bother with the fucking planes? Just use bombs! Terrorists use bombs too you know... Idiots, idiots, idiots...

People who practice homeopathy, magnatherapy, acupuncture, ear candling and other quackery: you're fucking idiots. And if you're one of the actual fucktards making the money by conning the weak-minded and desperate you deserve to be shot. Got reliable, peer-reviewed evidence your shit actually works? No? Then you are either deluded or conning people and no better than someone who mugs an old granny.

Idiots. I hate idiots. If it wasn't for the fact I'm an idiot sometimes, I would kill you all.

happyandbored wrote:People who believe in conspiracy theories.

Do JFK conspiracy theorists count?

god dammit.

Anyone who forms a band with a scene before music in mind. I hate you deeply.

happyandbored wrote:9/11? Didn't you see it on TV?

This is a truly brilliant notion. I will from hereafter base my theories on what I see on television.

Thank you, arsehole.*





*("asshole" translated from American to Idiot for ease of reading)

It would be so great if this turned into another 9-11 thread.

People with beards. Not all people with beards, just the indie hipster college beards.