My boss mentioned that Lance and Ashley are rumored to be an item, and I immediately got this image in my head of the little airhead exploring his parts for the first time, only to find one testical missing and get freaked out, because she didn't know he'd had cancer. So my boss said, no he probably has a rubber nut or something like that. So then I got another image of her giving him a tender little squeeze and having the rubber nut make that clown horn noise.

iembalm wrote:My boss mentioned that Lance and Ashley are rumored to be an item, and I immediately got this image in my head of the little airhead exploring his parts for the first time, only to find one testical missing and get freaked out, because she didn't know he'd had cancer. So my boss said, no he probably has a rubber nut or something like that. So then I got another image of her giving him a tender little squeeze and having the rubber nut make that clown horn noise.

My dog loves to rip the squeakies out of his toys.

Mark Hansen wrote:

iembalm wrote:My boss mentioned that Lance and Ashley are rumored to be an item, and I immediately got this image in my head of the little airhead exploring his parts for the first time, only to find one testical missing and get freaked out, because she didn't know he'd had cancer. So my boss said, no he probably has a rubber nut or something like that. So then I got another image of her giving him a tender little squeeze and having the rubber nut make that clown horn noise.

My dog loves to rip the squeakies out of his toys.

I love to rip out the squeakies from _Dragon's toys because they're annoying.

when i tell hank to squeek his squeekie, he totally squeeks his own squeeky.

Wait... Isn't Ashley Olson only about 19 years old?

Colonel Panic wrote:Wait... Isn't Ashley Olson only about 19 years old?

There's grass on the field, so he's playing...

iembalm wrote:My boss mentioned that Lance and Ashley are rumored to be an item, and I immediately got this image in my head of the little airhead exploring his parts for the first time, only to find one testical missing and get freaked out, because she didn't know he'd had cancer. So my boss said, no he probably has a rubber nut or something like that. So then I got another image of her giving him a tender little squeeze and having the rubber nut make that clown horn noise.

best post ever.

ironyengine wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:Wait... Isn't Ashley Olson only about 19 years old?

There's grass on the field, so he's playing...

Near-death experiences (Lancer I mean cancer) will make any man a paedophile. Or is it Sheryl Crow I'm thinking ov?


Celebrities are in a Lovecraftian pit ov human livestock squealing polymorphous cannibalistic abnegation.

I have no Idea what I'm talking about but it's more fun than havig sex with a teenage skeleton or a 50-year-old cyclist death-dodger. fuck'em both, there are brown people being murdered.

Boombats wrote:

ironyengine wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:Wait... Isn't Ashley Olson only about 19 years old?

There's grass on the field, so he's playing...

Near-death experiences (Lancer I mean cancer) will make any man a paedophile. Or is it Sheryl Crow I'm thinking ov?


Celebrities are in a Lovecraftian pit ov human livestock squealing polymorphous cannibalistic abnegation.

I have no Idea what I'm talking about but it's more fun than havig sex with a teenage skeleton or a 50-year-old cyclist death-dodger. fuck'em both, there are brown people being murdered.

Tanqueray?

Now he's only got "one of the twins" in more ways than one.