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Marsupialized wrote:you know when you are on an airliner, getting ready for take off and they push you backwards out of the gate in a very complicated and tricky manuver trying not to hit the other planes parked just feet away and also trying not to hit the side of the terminal which is also just feet away...all the while reading computer gauges, communicating wth the pilots and making sure not to kill any ground workers? and somehow getting the plane out on the runway pointing in the right direction?

Well sometimes the dude doing it has been up for the three days previous drinking and partying and popping pills:
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I want to hop on a plane RIGHT NOW
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.

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Minotaur029 wrote:Here's me:

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Here's me in 10 years working at O'Hare:

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Stay in school, kids.


God, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!
That's awesome, Minotaur. Well played.
Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced. T. Mckenna

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hahaha

But I gotta say that was then, now I wear a tie and have to shave more than once every few weeks and comb my hair and cover my tattoos and sit in a fucking office all day where it would be a real big deal if I came in to sit at my computer and god forbid I was high or drunk so congrats to me, right? No more of that not giving a fuck nonsense....I look more like the queer in the top pic on an average work day now
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Mr. Bats,

What happened? You cant just leave us hanging like that without the full story. You opened the can of worms; might as well finish them now.

No AIDS from eyebrows; sorry.

Your eye and nose don't look very happy; maybe you should see a doctor? just an idea...

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chet wrote:Mr. Bats,

What happened? You cant just leave us hanging like that without the full story. You opened the can of worms; might as well finish them now.

No AIDS from eyebrows; sorry.

Your eye and nose don't look very happy; maybe you should see a doctor? just an idea...


Outside the brewery, 3 jocks fucking with a smallish friend of mine. I got inbetween when they started pushing him around and ended up rolling on the ground with the biggest dude. Got my finger in his eye pretty deep, so later in the scuffle he came back for mine. I was too drunk for boxing but I kicked him in the balls and got a good bite out of his face which should last the rest of his life. Nothing broken on me but a few blood vessels.
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