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geiginni wrote:
benadrian wrote:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/msg/485740459.html

"Didgeridoo Professional Quality - $1950 (santa cruz)

Reply to: sale-485740459@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-21, 11:12AM PST


Authentic instrument from N.E. Arnhem Land, Australia by one of the most celebrated masters.

I am selling a few pieces from my private collection. You may contact me if you would like to see the others.

This didj is an old, solid, heavy piece that literally seems to purr. This is an incredible instrument for a serious collector or performer.
Artist: Djalu Gurruwiwi
Maker: Djalu Gurruwiwi
Painting: Dhatam
Waterlily
Mouthpiece: 2 inches
Bell: 6 inches
Length: 62 inches
Key: F
Price: $1,950 cash

Call Nolan at (831) 688-3158 to see this instrument in person. We are located in Seacliff Beach in Aptos. Cash only.

or you can reach me by e-mail nolan@solarmetro.com "



Ben Adrian


Professional Quality?!! Where are all these "professional" players to be found? Session didgeridooists? Making a salary plus scale? Comon!

"I'm the First Principal Didgeridooist for the Santa Cruz Drum Circle and Stoner Consort, and ONLY a fine professional quality didgeridoo will meet my exacting performance requirements"

I think a $5 length of PVC pipe could do the same thing!


I also really enjoy that it's noted to be in the key of 'F'. Lest you mistakenly buy this thinking you might perform Baked Bob Starflower's "Double Concerto for Didgeridoo and Djembe in A-major" only to find that horror of horrors, your didgeridoo is a in the wrong key!!!

Can the didgeridoo even play a natural harmonic series?
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otisroom wrote:
that damned fly wrote:
steve wrote:
PEPPER! wrote:I'll only play an aluminum 'didge

jesus christ put this thing out of its misery

My band guy friends and I sometimes speak of the "potato bass," meaning a lump of exotic wood that's shaped like a potato or a Klingon edged weapon, bearing at least 6 strings. The typical potato bass is some garish color and has a fretboard as wide as a skateboard deck.

This is a perfect specimen of a potato bass.


perfect term. potato bass. gross.


I've heard them called "coffee table" basses as well.


i see so many of these things at my job.

all in "experimental jazz" bands.

that means turds with stupid expensive guitars playing them through stupid expensive effects through stupid expensive amps.
buy my guitar. now with pictures!

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Date: 2007-11-22, 4:32AM CST


husbands fantasy is to watch me get fucked by a hung man over 50. You must provide whatever it is to knock me out (I dont want to remember getting fucked) and let my husband watch. You will wear a condom and you can cum on my body anyplace you want. Just fuck me hard and long (more than 5 minutes). I work out everyday.




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Looking for a very old/ vintage Line 6 amp.
Reply to: sale-487473091@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-23, 7:13PM CST


I am looking for a vintage a very early like one of the first made Line 6 amps. If you have a one your willing to sell and make a deal. It will be much appreciated. Contact me at Anthony.Zanger08@gmail.com


couldn't you just use one of the new Line 6 amps to model one of the vintage Line 6 amps?
kerble is right.

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kerble wrote:
Looking for a very old/ vintage Line 6 amp.
Reply to: sale-487473091@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-23, 7:13PM CST


I am looking for a vintage a very early like one of the first made Line 6 amps. If you have a one your willing to sell and make a deal. It will be much appreciated. Contact me at Anthony.Zanger08@gmail.com


couldn't you just use one of the new Line 6 amps to model one of the vintage Line 6 amps?


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