Marsupialized wrote:Dudes, don't you think yourself just a tad bit gay in the head if you are into the whole you and another dude get naked and bang away at the same girl at the same time thing?
You are really ok with seeing your male friend's cock being put to use?
Are you just waiting for your wangs to 'accidentaly' touch?

If there is another dude involved, it's gay. Not a tad bit gay. Gay.

tommydski wrote:Oooh, I have a good unrelated story that could go here now.

Some of my friends post on this forum now and I don't really want them to know. Dilemma!

Jesus Christ. There is an obvious solution, and you know it, so do it.


This thread is a great read. HGM deserves some kind of medal for doing what everyone should do in those circumstances.. his friend needs an ass kicking, though.
I've never had it, never had any occasion so I can't really say anything.. except for one thing, which will be the lamest thing said here by a mile, but what the hell. About a week ago I had a dream I had sex with two girls, one of which I know, the other one was anonymous. It was a long dream with all the details of what led to it and what was happening during it, and, after having this dream, I totally want to try it.

4 x tit
2 x vagina.

= um...duh.

Marsupialized wrote:

dontfeartheringo wrote:I have found that the quest for the threesome is somewhat like a dog chasing a car. Once he catches it... well, then what?

He lives his whole life thinking 'yeah I caught that fucking car' and looking down upon all the other sorry ass dogs who haven't come close. Even if the car wasn't all that delicious when he got there, he still got there.
Plus I've found that it gives you good jerk off material for the rest of your life, if you ever need it.

OK, well, here's the story:

My first live gig with a real band was when I was 15. I was playing with a mod/punk band and we played at the town's only ghey bar. (It was Columbus, GA. The bar was called The Deep Purple, and it was soooo the only place we could get a gig.) My ex-gf (the girl with whom I lost my virginity, a scant few months before) had ridden with my then-gf in her mom's station wagon. The gig was, of course, horrible, several creepy older gay men tried to get me drunk, nearly succeeding because at 15 I was like "Wow! Beer?? Hell yeah!" but somehow, we loaded all of my drums into the station wagon, got out of there, then put my drums... somewhere... I totally forget where....

and I ended up having sex with both girls in the back of this station wagon. At 15. First live gig with a rock band, first threesome on the same night. Goodbye, Law School. Goodbye, Air Force. (the previous plan[s].) Burned indelibly into my little 15 year old brain was this message:

GUYS WHO PLAY IN ROCK BANDS GET FREE BEER AND GET TO SLEEP WITH TWO GIRLS AT ONCE.

Law school didn't stand a chance after that.

Ringo, that is the most fantastic story I've heard in a long time

Who was driving the station wagon? Was it, mmmm.....Satan?

yawn.

Marsupialized wrote:Ringo, that is the most fantastic story I've heard in a long time

Well, I'm glad to be part of this evening's entertainment. The later threesome stories are more classically "Hey, I got an idea, let's all have sex..." stories. Living in a college town has its advantages, but as I said earlier, the dog caught the car, now he's happy to not chase it any more.

iembalm wrote:Who was driving the station wagon? Was it, mmmm.....Satan?

I am guessing he jumped in at the Gay Bar. Satan totally digs small town gay bars. That's why you keep finding Preachers trying to suck out the demons in the restrooms.

full point wrote:obligatory bowl of nacho chips

I would see this band.

Chapter Two wrote:I had a threesome with my girlfriend of a few years ago and her male friend who came up to visit us one weekend. It was one of the most amazingly sexy things I've ever experienced.
A lot of men fall for women who are really hot, and then demand that that hotness belong to them alone. I say let it loose, the part of her that wants to be a slut. It's fucking great. She'll love you for it, and if you can get your head round it you get to see the person you love be a porn queen. Fantasy Island!

Unfortunately, regarding being with two or more females, there's a long list of almosts. Now I'm not frequenting so often with ultra-liberated anarchist types, these opportunities are not so forthcoming. But there's time yet.

There's always Malaysia.

Thats not a 3some, thats called - you had sex w/ another dude.

Big difference there