I've never understood the abject fear of two men trying to give a woman a fantastic, unique sexual experience. I've been there, it was hot, I don't regret it, I'd do it again if I was single. Frankly I don't care what having done it "makes" me. Dude is still my friend and I have no urges to touch anyone's cock.

iembalm wrote:I've never understood the abject fear of two men trying to give a woman a fantastic, unique sexual experience. I've been there, it was hot, I don't regret it, I'd do it again if I was single. Frankly I don't care what having done it "makes" me. Dude is still my friend and I have no urges to touch anyone's cock.

There is absolutely nothing unique about 2 dudes banging 1 chick, sluts have been doing that forever.

If you enjoy swordfighting w/ another dude, its certainly not my job to try and convince you otherwise.

However that doesn't change the fact that when people talk about 3somes and how hawt they are, they mean 2 girls 1 guy.

2 guys on 1 girl is just standard semi gay males w/ some dumpster slut

'kay.

I think that this would qualify as a "nail that sticks up gets hammered down" social scenario.

It usually goes like

Person A says "Everyone knows that X is good and Y is bad."

Persons B through D or so say "Yes. Everyone knows that."

Person E says "I dunno, Y seems ok to me."

Person A and Persons B and perhaps C say "YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMNED MIND, AND PROBABLY QUEER."

Person D doesn't say anything, but he's THINKING something like "Well, I don't guess I have an opinion after all."

Person E says "'kay."

let's go to the scorecard of what I know about iembalm and Hexpane:

iembalm HAS ACTUALLY, in a fistfight, relieved someone of the responsibility of having two eyes, thoughtfully leaving one in place.

iembalm works with dead people as his clientele, if we are to assume that his name and his avatar and his job are the same thing.

iembalm may have a family if I recall correctly.

Hexpane works in an office.

Hexpane is VERY CONCERNED with other people's hand washing habits.

Hexpane seems very concerned about who is and who is not gay.

iembalm says threesome mmf = not gay male

Hexpane says threesome mmf = gay male

Neither offers any opinion about mff = lesbian female.

Let's go the polls!

you misspelled "poles".

This thread just got so much better, I may have a threesome with myself right now.,

dontfeartheringo wrote:
Hexpane works in an office.

Hexpane is VERY CONCERNED with other people's hand washing habits.

Hexpane seems very concerned about who is and who is not gay.

iembalm says threesome mmf = not gay male

Hexpane says threesome mmf = gay male

Neither offers any opinion about mff = lesbian female.

Let's go the polls!

I actually don't believe being in a gang bang (aka 3+some w/ more than 1 dude) makes you gay, its just one of those "seems gay" acts.

I am only VERY concerned about other people's washing habits simply because it impacts me directly, i.e. people touch their shitty ass and stinky ball sacks and then the rest of the office, sink, table, door etc..

Lesbians don't do 3somes w/ dudes. Just slutty chicks. Lesbians we all know want monogamy until bed death, and someone to share the rent w/

Seriously tho, when was the last time you knew any real deal lesbian in a 3some w/ a dude? Last I checked, my lesbian friends gave up on dick and became lesbians. A very few never tried dick.

Slutty GGW chicks messing around w/ other chicks not = lesbian. I lived near smith college for a while in Northampton MA, them thar be real lesbians.

There was this one biker lookin lesbian who used to hang outside the coffee shop, big burly gunt w/ a scraggly looking half goatee to boot.

Also note that I am bitter for not having had 3some the very few times I had the chance. Although I jerk off at least 2x a month to that "almost 3some". I try to forget that the 1 chick ended up dropping out of college w/ twin babies and an absentee daddy, the other chick I lived w/ as a friend and I eventually discovered that she "wasnt sure" if she had orgasms w/ her obviously gay boyfriend. She also got way into piercing and attention whoring and most of her old friends got tired of her neediness.

So I actually don't regret not having that 3some as much as I thought I did

So yeah, chalk it up to me being bitter.

I still don't like the sight of another man's cock and balls all up in my face when I'm trying to get it on w/ a chick.

Confirmed, 3somes w/ 2 dudes and 1 chick nawt gay!

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Hexpane wrote:By Hexpane

Hey, who are all those chicks? WTF

Hexpane wrote:I still don't like the sight of another man's cock and balls all up in my face when I'm trying to get it on w/ a chick.

You're doing it wrong.


There's nothing gay about a threesome involving two guys and a girl.

my last 5 girlfriends have been bi. Sadly, still no threesome though. There have been a few chances but there allways seems to be something that stops it in the end. (girlfriend decides no due to the possibility of being jealous. Or it turns out that the third party has a boyfriend/girlfriend and they are not in an open relationship). Still hoping though. Ive made the mistake of asking partners if theyve had threesomes before. Ive stopped asking this question as it is info one does not want (if youve never had a threesome).