Hexpane wrote:Social reality vs. social ideals

In reality, women tend to be victims and men tend to be the victimizers. Thats why its generally "easier" to raise a boy than a girl, in terms of general social fears/ action.

For instance, say you have a son, and he is a major fuck up. Gets girls preggers, doesn't pay child support, doesn't work much etc...

That would suck, but which is worse, that douchebag of a son OR a daughter who makes a living sucking 2 cocks at once on low res pr0n vids AND has 2 young kids?

Both are worst case scenarios, but obviously there is a saying now, the #1 job of any dad w/ his daughter is to "Keep her off the pole" (C. Rock) Whereas there is no equivalent for a male.

Not surprisingly one of the MMF stories ends w/ the M of the MF relationship initiating the 3 way. In general MMF 3 ways either are a MF and the M of that MF initiating, or a slutty fuck up whore like AkiraNYC blowing 2 pizza delivery guys to "get back at" someone.

Rarely do you hear of a MMF w/ the F of the MF relationship initiating.

This is an extreme generalization. How do you come up these?

Hexpane, you again astounding me with your vast and far-reaching knowledge of everything and anything under the sun.

So how did you get to know so much about MMF threesomes, anyway?

Skronk wrote:

Hexpane wrote:Social reality vs. social ideals

In reality, women tend to be victims and men tend to be the victimizers. Thats why its generally "easier" to raise a boy than a girl, in terms of general social fears/ action.

For instance, say you have a son, and he is a major fuck up. Gets girls preggers, doesn't pay child support, doesn't work much etc...

That would suck, but which is worse, that douchebag of a son OR a daughter who makes a living sucking 2 cocks at once on low res pr0n vids AND has 2 young kids?

Both are worst case scenarios, but obviously there is a saying now, the #1 job of any dad w/ his daughter is to "Keep her off the pole" (C. Rock) Whereas there is no equivalent for a male.

Not surprisingly one of the MMF stories ends w/ the M of the MF relationship initiating the 3 way. In general MMF 3 ways either are a MF and the M of that MF initiating, or a slutty fuck up whore like AkiraNYC blowing 2 pizza delivery guys to "get back at" someone.

Rarely do you hear of a MMF w/ the F of the MF relationship initiating.

This is an extreme generalization. How do you come up these?

The hundreds of thousands of life stories we've all heard from strippers/whores/sluts.

Or you could get to know any stripper.

BTW the AkiraNYC story is straight from the horses mouths, its not a generalization, its a specific event recounted by those involved.

She was hooking up w/ Spice on the Bubba show. She found out he was in contact w/ his ex. Somewhere along the line she blew 2 pizza delivery guys (aka pot dealers) at once, and then to "get back" at Spice she made him watch a DVD of her blowing her half limp sugar daddy webmaster

Although the new trend now is denial.

"My life was normal, I just really like sex" they always say on stern now...then you find out they were having sex w/ their 2nd cousin when she was 12 and the 2nd cousin was 35....

Didnt you guys have any slutty friends? 99% of them had something fucked up in their childhood/family life. The other 1% are just off.
Every single girl I've known (only a few dozen) who did 2 dudes at once, had major issues / was on a self destructive past.

How many of you have friends in their 30s living decent normal lives, doing well that fucked 2 guys at once?

Some say its a 'generalization' then they state the chick in the 3 way was on heroin?

Boombats wrote:

Boombats wrote:And y'all don't want to hear any more about the leprous labia, I assure you...

dontfeartheringo wrote:I think you're right. I think.

kenoki wrote:without going into detail... did an actual PIECE fall OFF? and did it seem like it hurt or was it like... DEAD MEAT?

Hmmm, I think I'll go out of character here and just leave it to your imiginaciones.

Ok, Ok... I'm DYING to know now!

Boombats wrote:Re: 2nd Rick's "spunk dumpster" comment, I do believe that is one of the reasons. However, a story that I was told by an Asian female friend about her encounter with two English gentlemen leads me to believe there are many pleasant reasons for such a situation. She is a very independent and confident person who's been the dominant member of any relationship I've seen her in, and not the type of self-degrading female you describe. Basically the fantasy men have of being served by two women is not exclusive of those gender roles.

I would concede that there are always exceptions to every rule... That sounds like they all had a good time and were probably not emotionally damaged by the situation.

I was asked by a girl I was courting if I would be interested in bringing one of my friends for a three-way... She had dated him years prior, and never given up the goods during that time.... This was her idea all the way (although she knew that I wanted to fuck her).

I asked said friend what he thought of that offer, and I half-heartedly tried to come up with a way that would allow me to fuck her without it being a sword fight or taking turns with my friend, neither of which really sounded appealing (then or now).... My sense of decency kicked in and we both declined.

I did fuck her a couple years later when I she kinda fell back into my life. In fact we lived together for a short period of time and she was the evil whore who pawned a full laundry basket full of my CDs for an 8-ball while I was at work. (told on the Led Zep/Jesus Lizard thunderdrome thread)

My initial reaction to stay away from this hooker was the best, and I should have heeded it.

And y'all don't want to hear any more about the leprous labia, I assure you...

I actually do want to hear it, just so it's resolved and I can sleep again... The truth can't be worse than the ugly shit that has been going through my mind's eye since I read the original post.

I have this to add about MMF and then I am done with the topic...
Two dudes and one chick is one chick short of a mini-orgy.

Mini-orgies (two couples) are A-OK, especially if neither of the couples are seriously involved.

When a piece falls off a pussy it's best to go upstairs and wash. Thoroughly.

Hexpane wrote:Some say its a 'generalization' then they state the chick in the 3 way was on heroin?

1. I never said it was a generalization
2. We were ALL on heroin. Part of the reason I lost "interest."
3. Chillax.

Boombats wrote:And y'all don't want to hear any more about the leprous labia, I assure you...

Your loss. My reaction video was going to be "awesome".

Hexpane wrote:
She was hooking up w/ Spice on the Bubba show. She found out he was in contact w/ his ex. Somewhere along the line she blew 2 pizza delivery guys (aka pot dealers) at once, and then to "get back" at Spice she made him watch a DVD of her blowing her half limp sugar daddy webmaster

Although the new trend now is denial.

"My life was normal, I just really like sex" they always say on stern now...then you find out they were having sex w/ their 2nd cousin when she was 12 and the 2nd cousin was 35....

Didnt you guys have any slutty friends? 99% of them had something fucked up in their childhood/family life. The other 1% are just off.
Every single girl I've known (only a few dozen) who did 2 dudes at once, had major issues / was on a self destructive past.

While your correct here, this has nothing to do with the trainwreck of logic and sweeping generalizations in your previous posts.

Now please stop jacking the thread and I'd like to hear some more good stories (as I sadly have none to go with my countable 'almost' non-stories).

MWilke wrote:

Hexpane wrote:
She was hooking up w/ Spice on the Bubba show. She found out he was in contact w/ his ex. Somewhere along the line she blew 2 pizza delivery guys (aka pot dealers) at once, and then to "get back" at Spice she made him watch a DVD of her blowing her half limp sugar daddy webmaster

Although the new trend now is denial.

"My life was normal, I just really like sex" they always say on stern now...then you find out they were having sex w/ their 2nd cousin when she was 12 and the 2nd cousin was 35....

Didnt you guys have any slutty friends? 99% of them had something fucked up in their childhood/family life. The other 1% are just off.
Every single girl I've known (only a few dozen) who did 2 dudes at once, had major issues / was on a self destructive past.

While your correct here, this has nothing to do with the trainwreck of logic and sweeping generalizations in your previous posts.

Now please stop jacking the thread and I'd like to hear some more good stories (as I sadly have none to go with my countable 'almost' non-stories).

yeah hexpane, reality is like so not a turn on, geez.

kenoki wrote:

MWilke wrote:

Hexpane wrote:
She was hooking up w/ Spice on the Bubba show. She found out he was in contact w/ his ex. Somewhere along the line she blew 2 pizza delivery guys (aka pot dealers) at once, and then to "get back" at Spice she made him watch a DVD of her blowing her half limp sugar daddy webmaster

Although the new trend now is denial.

"My life was normal, I just really like sex" they always say on stern now...then you find out they were having sex w/ their 2nd cousin when she was 12 and the 2nd cousin was 35....

Didnt you guys have any slutty friends? 99% of them had something fucked up in their childhood/family life. The other 1% are just off.
Every single girl I've known (only a few dozen) who did 2 dudes at once, had major issues / was on a self destructive past.

While your correct here, this has nothing to do with the trainwreck of logic and sweeping generalizations in your previous posts.

Now please stop jacking the thread and I'd like to hear some more good stories (as I sadly have none to go with my countable 'almost' non-stories).

yeah hexpane, reality is like so not a turn on, geez.

Oops I apologize for pointing out the blatantly obvious My "trainwreck of logic" that girls who fuck 2 guys at once tend to be damaged goods was way off and is continually proved wrong by the countless stories in this thread everyone has of balanced, professional upstanding women who suck 2 dicks at once.

They are fucking everywhere, these emotionally balanced hawtties sucking on 2 cocks, in fact everyone I work with sucks 2 cocks at once at least 2x a month!

My delusional opinion that sexual acting out is usually the result of some trauma at a younger age, while supported by countless published psych studies is bunk.

LOGIC dictates that chicks who fuck 2 guys at once are the same as chicks who only fuck 1 guy at a time.

Also 2 cock fucking at once whores never have neglected children.

and MMF 3ways NEVER involve drugs! Its always 3 sober balanced individuals engaged in a loving act!

Jesus fuck when did EA become a bunch of blind 60s era hippies that assume 'free love + drugs' = non consequences and not a byproduct of some behavioral disorder? (obviously not everyone)

Boombats wrote:When a piece falls off a pussy it's best to go upstairs and wash. Thoroughly.

Hexpane wrote:Some say its a 'generalization' then they state the chick in the 3 way was on heroin?

1. I never said it was a generalization
2. We were ALL on heroin. Part of the reason I lost "interest."
3. Chillax.

ROFL @ Chillax, are you a surfer or are you on heroin na0? there is no other excuse for using that phrase braH! for realz new york

Also note we are all ignoring the basic biology of men. It goes against our genetic code to willingly watch and want another man fucking our woman.

The only way to want to see another man fuck the same woman we want to fuck is to detach emotionally and objectify, and usually that is a man's way of 'acting out'

The woman's 'acting out' is clear daddy rebellion in that case.

Imagine your daughter sucking 2 dicks at once, its a worst case scenario in terms of how you want your daughters sex life to go I would imagine?