Hey All,
Still trying to get outta town.
So here's the deal. I am offering to bake cookies for you in your home.

Check it out:
For $100 I will bake you 4 varieties - about 5 POUNDS of cookies.
This is great for the holidays. I can bake them all or put them in freezer ready tubes of glorious dough for you to bake when you want or eat all the dough.
Or invite some friends over and make a party of it - Put those cookie exchanges to shame when you have your very own AMY baking for you!

COOKIE CHOICES:

CHOCOLATE CHIP or CHOC. CHIP w/ NUTS (your choice)
PEANUT BUTTER
OATMEAL RAISIN or OATMEAL CHIP
SUGAR
TOFFEE OAT CHIP (Martha Stewart's favorite cookie)
SNICKERDOODLES
LAVENDER
WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIP
MUDSLIDE
FROSTED BROWNIES
DREAM BARS
SHORTBREAD (Dipped in Chocolate?)
GERMAN HONEY
Other variations available!

Email me at: amy_bugbee@yahoo.com for an appot.
And don't forget to check out http://www.ayearatthewheel.com

Let me be the first to make a joke involving vague reference to bodily fluids, produced in satanic sex ritual, making their way into cookie batter.

Boombats wrote:Let me be the first to make a joke involving vague reference to bodily fluids, produced in satanic sex ritual, making their way into cookie batter.

In that case I'm a Benji down.

Boombats wrote:Let me be the first to make a joke involving vague reference to bodily fluids, produced in satanic sex ritual, making their way into cookie batter.

Is THAT your joke?
I will add bodily fluids only upon request -- and for an extra $100

PS 'CLUB SATAN: The Witches' Sabbath' has been nominated for "Most Outrageous Sex Scene" by AVN - Keep yer fingers crossed for a win!