MrFood wrote:And this thread is now officially gold.

lemur68 wrote:

MrFood wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Someone change this motherfucker's diaper so he'll quit his fucking crying already.
Boo fucking hoody hoo hoo,

Hey, go eat a bag of dicks.

Marsupialized wrote:...if you think this board sucks then go away and fuck off. Go find somewhere else
The EA forums will rule forever.

Jesus Christ, turn off the histrionic feigned-offense retard for a second would you please? This is precisely the kind of numb-skull bullshit I'm beginning to expect around here... well, we always have from you anyway.

Marsupialized wrote: It's a living thing, it grows and changes and does not stay the same just like anything else.

And now you can fuck off with the sixth-form faux-intellectualisms. "A living thing" indeed?! Where did you pick up such beautiful and original turn of sciencey sounding phrase? What are you, Charles Dawkins all of a sudden? Fuck off, you hack. Stick to cuss-words.

Marsupialized wrote: That's what's cool about it. It's a garden that is allowed to just grow, sometimes there's weeds, sure...but there's always all kinds of other weird shit growing in there as well.

Oh, I can't see this analogy becoming stretched and tired anytime soon...

Marsupialized wrote:The last thing it needs is some asshole neighbor poking his head over the fence saying what a shitty garden it is and how this garden used to be so much better and blah fucking blah blah blah.

Nope, still not tired. Slightly inaccurate though. See, I'm not a neighbour am I? I live in this garden. And I've lived here longer than you, and I've actually watched as you've encouraged weeds to grow (oh, I am so warming to this theme now, thanks). I've seen you actually take sides with trolls, and watched from the sidelines... no sorry, wrong analogy - from the summer house rather, thinking - 'let them have their fun, they'll tire of it soon'. And you did, eventually. So I've never said anything before. But seriously, you, of all people - can fuck right off here.

Marsupialized wrote:The sex threads all made me laugh and it looks a lot cooler with the equipment on the front page anyway.

Is that it? Is that how you're ending this ham-fisted, mealy-mouthed tirade?

Bra-fucking-vo.

Talk about the lesser works of Jeremy Clarkson....

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:beloveless actually has a fairly skewed yet funny sense of humor and unfortunately I don't think it comes across in his posting.
On the other hand, he's also an extremely offensive person which does come across in his posting.
He's a "you have to be there to witness it" kind of guy to determine whether he's trying to be offensive or funny.

MrFood wrote:WELL YOU SURE SHOWED ME.

Boy, I am never gonna call Marsupialized back on his complete and utter BULLSHIT if that's the kind of stinging rebuttal I can look forward to.

You complete and utter FOOL.

dontfeartheringo wrote:Happy man?

Who is the happy man?

Minotaur029 wrote:

dontfeartheringo wrote:Happy man?

Who is the happy man?

Patrick,

The happy man is Ray Lewis. Kill a man, win a Super Bowl...this is how you become as happy as Ray Lewis.