Hexpane wrote:Do we really want our elected officials spending their time and our tax dollars policing pro sports?

Your point is valid, but Mitchell works for your beloved RedSox now, doesn't he? He's not an elected official any longer, to my knowledge.

unconfirmed - but I'm told this is the list:

Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsoworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi,

Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez,Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, IJason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood

If they're going to go all retroactive on us, where's Mordecai Brown on these lists? The dude had only three fucking fingers on his pitching hand - talk about a competitive advantage! Goddamn cheat.

barndog wrote:unconfirmed - but I'm told this is the list:

Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsoworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi,

Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez,Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, IJason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood

No.

Very many of those names are not in the report.

Notably Pujols is not in the report.

Clemens, however, is.

also no Prior, no Wood

Yea - it's clear that whoever generated that list wasn't doing it based on fact - my apologies for posting it without any attempt to verify.

From: CNN Breaking News <BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM>

-- MLB steroid report: Use widespread, includes biggest stars

409 pages to skim and I didn't see anything about Sammy Sosa. That is a big surprise to me. Did I miss his name? But apparently offensively-challenged Jerry Hairston Jr was a juicer. Maybe his problem was he didn't use enough.

Yngwie Einstein wrote:409 pages to skim and I didn't see anything about Sammy Sosa. That is a big surprise to me. But apparently offensively-challenged Jerry Hairston Jr was a juicer. Maybe his problem was he didn't use enough.

Or maybe he just sucked.

Yngwie Einstein wrote:409 pages to skim and I didn't see anything about Sammy Sosa. That is a big surprise to me. But apparently offensively-challenged Jerry Hairston Jr was a juicer. Maybe his problem was he didn't use enough.

As if we needed some report to confirm that Sosa was juicing...