Twenty six of the little bastards.

I can only take 25. I know I could do more!

BTW, the most you can get this site to let you beat up is 36.

MrFood wrote:

Jeremy wrote:This can't possibly be accurate. I teach children ranging from 5-12. If you punched a 5 year old in the face, just once, they'd be 'out'. Possibly dead.

Exactly. I'm pretty certain I can throw more than 27 medium-hard punches before I become tired, and then we're still not taking into account kicks, which are even more destructive.

Surely, one good downward-stomping kick to a five-year-old thigh bone would shatter it, no?

I'm beginning to think that this survey and it's outcomes are not based around any empirical / observed data.

The statistics are probably more accurate for 9 year olds.

I mean your not taking into account how at least 12 of them will start crying when they see me, covered in blood, palming their friends into the floor. That's a serious advantage on my part.

5 year olds are pretty fragile. I bet, if I were to just run, no swinging or kicking, but just run full speed into them, I could take out like 10 or so. Just from running.

Two words: Roundhouse Kick

22 ... I worked in a toy store for four years .. I think I have enough hidden rage towards the little buggers to take on more.

At least 30.

33. I think that is real low...I'd say 50-ish....

Anyway, kicking...no...no good here (not in many situations).

Kicking ungrounds you...compromises your footing (no matter how well you kick).

If there is a swarm of these little bastards coming at you, then you need all the footing you can maintain.

Maybe I would gamble with a few sweeps, but that is it.

Since the power of a single fiver is low, the odds on favorite is to grab one to use as a body shield and another to use as a club.

Then as there numbers dwindle, you can start pummeling them by hand.


Cheers,
David

emmanuelle cunt wrote:

Cranius wrote:30. That's a pretty good bag I'd say.

Is being able to kick high an advantage against five-year olds?

I mean, if maybe a pair of them were coming at you, one on the other's shoulders, then I could see the benefit of being able to kick high...*BAM* *BAM* in each of their faces. Crane-style.

I think it is. The higher you kick, the more accurate you kick at medium height, which would be critical at keeping 5 year olds away from you - because of the height difference throwing punches would be difficult. Accurate kick in the head is probably the most effective way to eliminate a 5 year old. Thankfully, I'm very flexible and can easily kick above my height. Which makes me think I'd take about 50 of those little fuckers. Or maybe 5 at once with a medium height round kick, that would be great.

22?!

This is bullshit!

I seriously think that I could take on 40+ in real life.

i got 19. i can't do the eye gouge.

It told me 0

How many could Stabby Cat stab?