that's a rad myspace page, marsupialized.

overall i think it's crap to go around trying to find these people. i used to be contacted by a few people here and there, people i'd known growing up. i don't respond. i'm not even curious. if i was curious i'd go my reunions.

it'd been so long since i logged into my myspace page that i forgot my username and password and am now locked out, so i guess i'm safe for a while.

If they weren't worth keeping in touch with, they aren't worth finding. Epecially true if they still life in the same shitty fucking town! Get the fuck out, motherfucks.

The exception to that rule is the flyest girl from your school who's been through a string of losers or has just divorced the guy she married right after graduation. If she still looks golden and she's looking to try something new, send her a message. You may score hugely.

If she's at all classy make sure to take all your "drunk ass/rock out cock out" photos off your MySpace profile first, otherwise you'll expose yourself for the eternal teenager you probably are (unless she's into that type). Replace them with pics of your book record and instrument collections, plus a serene stock photo of an Eastern monastery or some tropical plants.

The first girl I ever asked out tracked me down on Facebook and added me as a friend.

Within two weeks her status updates made it clear she was having breast reduction surgery.

Based on this experience it's CRAP.

enframed wrote:that's a rad myspace page, marsupialized

It dosen't work, the first girl I ever had sex with msg'd me on there like 2 days ago. She was a goth girl with a hardcore nazi fetish.
'Hey, it's been soooo long since I've talked to you I can't belive I found you on here!'

Yeah like it's real rare for someone to have a myspace page set up.

I wrote back:
'Fuck off. Not Interested. We knew each other for a few years 15 years ago, move on with your life please. It's sad and pathetic.'
Nice, simple to the point, leaves no wiggle room.

Marsupialized wrote:

enframed wrote:that's a rad myspace page, marsupialized

It dosen't work, the first girl I ever had sex with msg'd me on there like 2 days ago. She was a goth girl with a hardcore nazi fetish.
'Hey, it's been soooo long since I've talked to you I can't belive I found you on here!'

Yeah like it's real rare for someone to have a myspace page set up.

I wrote back:
'Fuck off. Not Interested. We knew each other for a few years 15 years ago, move on with your life please. It's sad and pathetic.'
Nice, simple to the point, leaves no wiggle room.

Woah, you sure that was a good idea Marsup? I mean, did you check to see if shes gotten fat?

Marsupialized wrote:

enframed wrote:that's a rad myspace page, marsupialized

It dosen't work, the first girl I ever had sex with msg'd me on there like 2 days ago. She was a goth girl with a hardcore nazi fetish.
'Hey, it's been soooo long since I've talked to you I can't belive I found you on here!'

Yeah like it's real rare for someone to have a myspace page set up.

I wrote back:
'Fuck off. Not Interested. We knew each other for a few years 15 years ago, move on with your life please. It's sad and pathetic.'
Nice, simple to the point, leaves no wiggle room.

nice. i actually want to recreate a new myspace just to tell people to fuck off.

99% of people on myspace don't give a fuck what guys have to say. Its a bunch of fat goth chicks beggin each other for puss and tit pics, or its a bunch of shitty bands no one wants to hear from, or its TS escorts or its PR guys working for comedians/studios or its a bunch of shitty models looking for acting work.

The only people i'd be interested in tracking down, would be chicks I banged and chicks I almost banged. Since I'm not going to cheat on my girlfriend, thats out.

The last time I tracked someone down, it was a girl I went out with in fresh year high school, I was in college and I think she called my old number, got ahold of my mom. I rode my bike over to her place, she told me some bad relationship stories, we went out for a walk, had a great time and she suddenly remembered what it was like to be in a non abusive relationship w/ someone who wasnt a raging angry douchey italian guy (her ex)

We got naked, but then I bailed as I felt bad since I had a "girlfriend"... of course I didnt realize my "girlfriend" was prolly home in her hood scoping out her old flings too, I should have went w/ it.

Boombats wrote:If they weren't worth keeping in touch with, they aren't worth finding.

Oh bullscat. It's impossible to keep in touch with everyone, and lives and obligations get in the way. There are tons of people I miss, some of whom I have not heard from in about a decade.

Unless you're talking mainly about people you purposefully disappear from your life, in which case, yeah, there's a reason I don't name my hometown on my MySpace profile.

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