rachael wrote:Learn how to spell fucker.

I spell it f, u, c, k, e, r.

But seriously, who is this "cum" guy? These weird, short, inappropriate posts...

I, for one, like to pretend that it's Bradley R. Weissenberger, fulfilling some dark secret desire to be a troll, and posting under an assumed name. I mean, I'm sure it's not, but it's fun to pretend. Just like whenever I see two people near each other and they're both on cell phones, I like to pretend that they're talking to each other. What fun!

Linus Van Pelt wrote:But seriously, who is this "cum" guy? These weird, short, inappropriate posts...

Seriously! This person belongs over at makeoutclub, not EA.

rachael wrote:

Braden wrote:

cum
PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:31 pm Post subject:
only one girl posts here

When I'm looking to get laid I usually head over to the forums over here http://www.ratemybody.com/

The girls that do show up here are normally pretty lame, they like to talk about the supidest shit! Really pal, I'm saving you a whole whack of time by saying don't bother.

Learn how to spell fucker.

You noticed my error in spelling, but please don't say you overlooked the pun! whack of time

No?

To save face I will correct my post, thanks for the heads up.

2 not 1

a parable:
jesus mounts a pet piglet-- hot, yoga-copy hubba!
"Et tu, urkle?"
"yez."

Here, I am in 2002 enjoying a Mission of Burma show in NYC. I am wearing a red tie. To the left of me is a bandmate and dear friend. To the left of him, two other dear friends who are not bandmates. This was one of the best shows I have ever seen in my life.

According to Google image search, I'm a kung fu movie. I guess I look like this, sorta.

Well, if we go by google, I'm a space superhero:



with some gae weapons including a phone gun:





and some motorcycle/vagina called Autovajin




yay.

I think a phone blaster is really just call waiting.

Actually Faiz, yer kinda cute: