Sitting on the throne - grunting - trying to push out a Danzig* (see definition 2)













*Danzig: noun
1) diminutive singer for the Misfits
2) a muscular turd (I'm hoping this catches on in the English lexicon)

He took the redeye from Portland to Philadelphia in order to connect on to Jacksonville, FL only to find out that US Air cancelled his flight and now he has a 12 hour layover in this godforsaken airport.


...so he's using the free internet.

MOTHER! fucker.

Oh, and he's wishing he flew on Wednesday or Thursday so he could handle the Times crossword.

Wait, it's Danzig...

the.bowlox wrote:Oh, and he's wishing he flew on Monday so he could handle the Times crossword while he waits.

FMP

Now he's going to find an airport bar at 8 in the morning for a $7 bloody mary. He does not, however, want to dig up the "post while you're drunk" thread before noon...

He is quite enjoying referring to himself in the third person as "Glenn Danzig" though.

Soon, he'll be riding the exercise bike, workin' up a good demon sweat.

Then he's gonna have a schvitz.

And a pedicure.

Maybe some borscht for lunch. With some good crusty bread.

But he's got to make that connecting flight first though. Such a drag when the airlines make you miss your workout and schvitz.

Hang in there, Glenn Danzig, you'll be on that exercise bike in no time.

-A

barndog wrote:Sitting on the throne

Literally a throne, right?

barndog wrote:2) a muscular turd (I'm hoping this catches on in the English lexicon)

I won't be able to stop thinking of a sinewy, beefy shit pile. I hate you.

the.bowlox wrote:$7 bloody mary

$9.90, actually. Wish I knew that before I started drinking the fucker.

alex maiolo wrote:Hang in there, Glenn Danzig, you'll be on that exercise bike in no time.

Thanks, alex. I always liked you in my lurkings.

AND! Not to be one to hijack a thread to complain about my own damn problems on the internet: To answer your question, Glenn Danzig is, at this moment, realizing that he left out his sourdough starter for too long and now he has to start a new batch.

Straightening his pubic hair into a 10 inch widow's peak.

the.bowlox wrote:AND! Not to be one to hijack a thread to complain about my own damn problems on the internet: To answer your question, Glenn Danzig is, at this moment, realizing that he left out his sourdough starter for too long and now he has to start a new batch.

At least Glenn Danzig didn't forget to turn off the coffee pot before he left.

He didn't right?

Awww Danzig, what ARE we going to do with you?

-A

Rotten Tanx wrote:Straightening his pubic hair into a 10 inch widow's peak.

That's a pretty creepy image that I now have stuck in my head. Thanks.

Sitting down in front of an oversized vanity mirror flexing his biceps, alternating between left and right, then quietly chuckling to himself "Girls! C'mon - you're BOTH pretty!".