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http://madison.craigslist.org/ele/514895403.html

As the title states, I am available and looking for a band, either a start-up or an established group. Accordingly, if you are looking for a no-talent drummer with a toolbox as empty as his head and personality, I might be perfect for you and your band.

Oh, sure, I've played in bands here and there, and have the distinction of actually and single-handedly bringing about the demise of a very good band with some of the best talent the Northbay has to offer. Given this little detail, it might be hard for me to get a good reference from anyone.

I have also taken lessons from some of the premier instructors in the area, such as Brown, Hayashi, and Freeman. It hasn't helped my drumming one iota and they ended up kicking me out - something about me lowering their skill levels or IQ or something like that. Nevertheless, at least I can say I have taken lessons from some of the premier instructors in the area.

Accordingly, I hardly ever practice or prepare for anything the band I am in is doing, you know, such as the music. I claim I do, but I don't and I will criticize everyone else for the lack of progress and the band’s stagnant state. I do not take any criticism at all, and will sulk and play even worse than I normally play if I am mad at you.

However, I have top of the line, pro gear. Although I am not a pro and for the most part, if I were it would be an insult and a blow to every hardworking, industriously talented drummer out there, yet my gear is the best. I have really no clue at all as to how to play all of this pro gear, but I have a ton of it and it looks great, all shiny and new and pro-like.

One more thing you need to know. I am old. Oh, I pretend I am not that old, being all vibrant and such when I am not complaining about something or some guitar player, but I am old. I begin collecting a pension (yes that’s the word all right, “Pension”) in June. So, no youngsters, and I guess that can mean anyone under the age of 70 or so. Ah, what the heck call anyway, but please, no real kids?

It does not matter what kind of music genre you are doing – funk , blues, rock, r and b, you name it, I will slaughter it with undiscriminating glee, being lost in my own little world, believing I am doing a great job, thinking everyone else in the band does not get it. I especially have the knack of treating even the most straight-ahead grooves with all sorts of inappropriate doodling and “fills” and utter garbage beats. It’s great stuff, yeah! When you can’t keep a beat, go overboard, I always say.

So please respond if you feel your project is already doomed and need a scapegoat or if you are ready to have the worst time of your musical life. Please do not ask for samples since I do not have any. It isn’t that I could not have had some by now, it’s just one of those things that if I was really serious about the instrument and stuff, I would have some. Besides, no one would record me and I don’t have any digital recording gear, anyway.

Thank you for your kindness and believe me, you will be both sorry and not so happy we ever got together. I’m looking forward to that, huh, how about you?

bomberz1qr20 wrote:Pestiferous, Vexatious, groove less, no pocket DRUMMER AVAILABLE

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/muc/515028783.html

As the title states, I am available and looking for a band, either a start-up or an established group. Accordingly, if you are looking for a no-talent drummer with a toolbox as empty as his head and personality, I might be perfect for you and your band.

Oh, sure, I've played in bands here and there, and have the distinction of actually and single-handedly bringing about the demise of a very good band with some of the best talent the Northbay has to offer. Given this little detail, it might be hard for me to get a good reference from anyone.

I have also taken lessons from some of the premier instructors in the area, such as Brown, Hayashi, and Freeman. It hasn't helped my drumming one iota and they ended up kicking me out - something about me lowering their skill levels or IQ or something like that. Nevertheless, at least I can say I have taken lessons from some of the premier instructors in the area.

Accordingly, I hardly ever practice or prepare for anything the band I am in is doing, you know, such as the music. I claim I do, but I don't and I will criticize everyone else for the lack of progress and the band’s stagnant state. I do not take any criticism at all, and will sulk and play even worse than I normally play if I am mad at you.

However, I have top of the line, pro gear. Although I am not a pro and for the most part, if I were it would be an insult and a blow to every hardworking, industriously talented drummer out there, yet my gear is the best. I have really no clue at all as to how to play all of this pro gear, but I have a ton of it and it looks great, all shiny and new and pro-like.

One more thing you need to know. I am old. Oh, I pretend I am not that old, being all vibrant and such when I am not complaining about something or some guitar player, but I am old. I begin collecting a pension (yes that’s the word all right, “Pension”) in June. So, no youngsters, and I guess that can mean anyone under the age of 70 or so. Ah, what the heck call anyway, but please, no real kids?

It does not matter what kind of music genre you are doing – funk , blues, rock, r and b, you name it, I will slaughter it with undiscriminating glee, being lost in my own little world, believing I am doing a great job, thinking everyone else in the band does not get it. I especially have the knack of treating even the most straight-ahead grooves with all sorts of inappropriate doodling and “fills” and utter garbage beats. It’s great stuff, yeah! When you can’t keep a beat, go overboard, I always say.

So please respond if you feel your project is already doomed and need a scapegoat or if you are ready to have the worst time of your musical life. Please do not ask for samples since I do not have any. It isn’t that I could not have had some by now, it’s just one of those things that if I was really serious about the instrument and stuff, I would have some. Besides, no one would record me and I don’t have any digital recording gear, anyway.

Thank you for your kindness and believe me, you will be both sorry and not so happy we ever got together. I’m looking forward to that, huh, how about you?

dabrasha wrote:Manufactured Home on lot in Willow Creek

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rfs/515421838.html

Love the pics...

bomberz1qr20 wrote:Pestiferous, Vexatious, groove less, no pocket DRUMMER AVAILABLE

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/muc/515028783.html

As the title states, I am available and looking for a band, either a start-up or an established group. Accordingly, if you are looking for a no-talent drummer with a toolbox as empty as his head and personality, I might be perfect for you and your band.

Oh, sure, I've played in bands here and there, and have the distinction of actually and single-handedly bringing about the demise of a very good band with some of the best talent the Northbay has to offer. Given this little detail, it might be hard for me to get a good reference from anyone.

I have also taken lessons from some of the premier instructors in the area, such as Brown, Hayashi, and Freeman. It hasn't helped my drumming one iota and they ended up kicking me out - something about me lowering their skill levels or IQ or something like that. Nevertheless, at least I can say I have taken lessons from some of the premier instructors in the area.

Accordingly, I hardly ever practice or prepare for anything the band I am in is doing, you know, such as the music. I claim I do, but I don't and I will criticize everyone else for the lack of progress and the band’s stagnant state. I do not take any criticism at all, and will sulk and play even worse than I normally play if I am mad at you.

However, I have top of the line, pro gear. Although I am not a pro and for the most part, if I were it would be an insult and a blow to every hardworking, industriously talented drummer out there, yet my gear is the best. I have really no clue at all as to how to play all of this pro gear, but I have a ton of it and it looks great, all shiny and new and pro-like.

One more thing you need to know. I am old. Oh, I pretend I am not that old, being all vibrant and such when I am not complaining about something or some guitar player, but I am old. I begin collecting a pension (yes that’s the word all right, “Pension”) in June. So, no youngsters, and I guess that can mean anyone under the age of 70 or so. Ah, what the heck call anyway, but please, no real kids?

It does not matter what kind of music genre you are doing – funk , blues, rock, r and b, you name it, I will slaughter it with undiscriminating glee, being lost in my own little world, believing I am doing a great job, thinking everyone else in the band does not get it. I especially have the knack of treating even the most straight-ahead grooves with all sorts of inappropriate doodling and “fills” and utter garbage beats. It’s great stuff, yeah! When you can’t keep a beat, go overboard, I always say.

So please respond if you feel your project is already doomed and need a scapegoat or if you are ready to have the worst time of your musical life. Please do not ask for samples since I do not have any. It isn’t that I could not have had some by now, it’s just one of those things that if I was really serious about the instrument and stuff, I would have some. Besides, no one would record me and I don’t have any digital recording gear, anyway.

Thank you for your kindness and believe me, you will be both sorry and not so happy we ever got together. I’m looking forward to that, huh, how about you?

DM wrote:

dabrasha wrote:Manufactured Home on lot in Willow Creek

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rfs/515421838.html

Love the pics...

The mounted wildlife would have to stay. Otherwise, there is NO DEAL.