hilarious one liners

that damned fly_Archive

hilarious one liners

1 by that damned fly_Archive

this is not the hilarious joke thread. these are singular phrases that are fucking hilarious.

one from my brother:

that damned fly's brother wrote:Soylent dildo's made of dick!

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that damned fly_Archive

hilarious one liners

2 by that damned fly_Archive

Heliotropic wrote:art thrives on places like LA, though it doesn't thrive in places like LA.

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Gareth Keenan_Archive

hilarious one liners

3 by Gareth Keenan_Archive

I've said

"I'm like Peter North pitching on 5 days rest"

a friend of mine has said:

"I've always said that consensual sex is a good time spoiled"

I like that last one

johnnyemphysema_Archive

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4 by johnnyemphysema_Archive

Gareth Keenan wrote:"I've always said that consensual sex is a good time spoiled"

I like that last one

No Means No.

iembalm_Archive

hilarious one liners

5 by iembalm_Archive

Someone here had a sig line that read, "No one's paying you to sit on that bed and cry." I thought that was the most compact, obscene, brilliant short story I'd ever seen.

thewelfareline_Archive

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6 by thewelfareline_Archive

"i wouldn't stick my dick in her to take a piss"

sack of smashed assholes_Archive

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7 by sack of smashed assholes_Archive

I caught this, taken out of context one night. we were at the bars and my friend said this, it was quite hilarious at the time.

I smoked a pack of willie's.

newberry_Archive

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8 by newberry_Archive

"I've been in love with the same woman for 20 years--and if my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!"

- Henny Youngman

johnnyshape_Archive

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9 by johnnyshape_Archive

"I like my Scotch how I like my women - fifteen years old, and with lots of coke."

that damned fly_Archive

hilarious one liners

10 by that damned fly_Archive

lemur68 wrote:That's it--the genre of techno will heretofore be known as "Oonce."

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