son of rank: the kenny

1131
nihil wrote:
that damned fly wrote:
just better: not paying attention.
just worse: i'm drunk.
k.w.s.- gets more ass than me.


Right. So let's continue the game:

Kenny Wayne Shepard:

Being a fake blues guy that benefits monetarily by exploiting the tragedy of your kid falling out of a window.


being a fake blues guy that benefits monetarily by exploiting the tragedy of your kid falling out of a window.

being a fake blues guy that benefits monetarily by pushing your kid out of a window.

being a fake blues guy that fell out of a window.
buy my guitar. now with pictures!

son of rank: the kenny

1132
that damned fly wrote:
nihil wrote:
that damned fly wrote:
just better: not paying attention.
just worse: i'm drunk.
k.w.s.- gets more ass than me.


Right. So let's continue the game:

Kenny Wayne Shepard:

Being a fake blues guy that benefits monetarily by exploiting the tragedy of your kid falling out of a window.


being a fake blues guy that benefits monetarily by exploiting the tragedy of your kid falling out of a window.

being a fake blues guy that benefits monetarily by pushing your kid out of a window.

being a fake blues guy that fell out of a window.


never mind.

son of rank: the kenny

1136
Rog wrote:
G.D. Kenny:

You've been a were-fisher for 10 years, but everyone still mistakes
you for a were-mink.


Since the game kind of got off track:

Kennystein: You've been a were-fisher for 10 years, but everyone still mistakes you for a were-mink.

Better: Being a Were-Infant and trying to explain to your significant other why you keep shitting the bed.

Worse: Being Were-Bill Keane and realizing you've been drawing The Family Circus since the '60's.

*****

Suck my Kenny: You have had to watch the children's movie Milo & Otis multiple times in succession and you are beginning to see where some might think this film is cute.

son of rank: the kenny

1137
johnnyemphysema wrote:*****

Suck my Kenny: You have had to watch the children's movie Milo & Otis multiple times in succession and you are beginning to see where some might think this film is cute.


J.B.: You isolate exactly why this movie doesn't get on your tit:
When you were 13, and watching Disney's adaptation of The Incredible Journey, your super hot 16 year old babysitter, drunk on your dad's scotch, took you from being a boy to being a man.
-Even better, the TV's sound was down, and Led Zeppelin III was on the stereo.
-Even better than that, you made it all the way through to Celebration Day, appropriately enough. Yeah!

J.W.: You notice that this movie would be much better if the soundtrack had been "rocked" by Rafi, because, you know, "he's really not that bad, dude... no, really!"

Kenny "I was great in the (+/- Small) Faces, but not so good in The Who" Jones:
You've been reading a lot of self-help books lately, and you take great inspiration from the "Successories" posters on your wall, and you know what? It's totally working, chief, you're becoming a "winner."

-A
Itchy McGoo wrote:I would like to be a "shoop-shoop" girl in whatever band Alex Maiolo is in.

son of rank: the kenny

1138
nihil wrote:
that damned fly wrote:
nihil wrote:
that damned fly wrote:
just better: not paying attention.
just worse: i'm drunk.
k.w.s.- gets more ass than me.


Right. So let's continue the game:

Kenny Wayne Shepard:

Being a fake blues guy that benefits monetarily by exploiting the tragedy of your kid falling out of a window.


being a fake blues guy that benefits monetarily by exploiting the tragedy of your kid falling out of a window.

being a fake blues guy that benefits monetarily by pushing your kid out of a window.

being a fake blues guy that fell out of a window.


never mind.


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tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.

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