Back to School is one-liner mania.

When Sally Kellerman explains to Rodney that she can't go out with him because she has class on those days.

"Well, call me sometime when you got no class!"


On the phone with Kurt Vonnegut

"What's that Vonnegut? Fuck me?! Hey, do you read lips? FUCK YOU!"

Most any Walken line, but especially "you're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron! What's that? Lemme ask you somethin'. Does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that!"

"Let off some steam, Bennett..."

"Your mother's cunt stinks like carpet cleaner."

"You can't eat here, the soup is fucking ten dollars..."

Glenn W. Turner wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:From Back to the Future: "Hey, you, get your damn hands off her. ...You really think i oughta swear?"

Just about any Crispin Glover line has a memorable delivery.

"I'm making my lunch!" in Wild At Heart.

"How often does the train go by?"

"So often, you won't even notice it."

Every line of Withnail, absolutely. Especially Uncle Monty.

And Venkman, you took one of my favorites, that Kahn line from Blazing Saddles. Pretty much every scene having anything to do with her or Korman is full of pitch-perfect dialogue.

The two that leaped to mind first:

Nick Cage in Wild At Heart, as he casually lights his smoke in front of a gang of 5 or 6 guys clearly about to kick his ass: "What do you faggots want?"

Ted Knight, whose every syllable is comedy gold in Caddyshack, lecturing Danny: "I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I...owed it to them."

The way he has his hands in his pockets and smugly raises up on his toes when he says "owed" is just priceless.

"Why did you kiss my ear?

Why are you holding my hand?

Where's your other hand?

Between two pillows.

Those aren't pillows!


See that Bears' game last week?

Hell of a game.

They're going all the way."

Ty Webb wrote:Every line of Withnail, absolutely. Especially Uncle Monty.

And Venkman, you took one of my favorites, that Kahn line from Blazing Saddles. Pretty much every scene having anything to do with her or Korman is full of pitch-perfect dialogue.

The two that leaped to mind first:

Nick Cage in Wild At Heart, as he casually lights his smoke in front of a gang of 5 or 6 guys clearly about to kick his ass: "What do you faggots want?"

Ted Knight, whose every syllable is comedy gold in Caddyshack, lecturing Danny: "I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I...owed it to them."

The way he has his hands in his pockets and smugly raises up on his toes when he says "owed" is just priceless.

I'd totally forgotten about Wild At Heart. I think my brother's favorite line closes the scene your talking about. Cage post-clock cleaning "I'm sorry I referred to you gentlemen as homosexuals."

There is a family with kids...

Do the kids first
and make the mother watch

Tell her you will stop
if she can hold back her tears

l owe her that

l'm afraid she cries
a little too easily

****

I first watched Dogville shortly after losing my job thanks to one particularly cuntish boss, in spite working ridiculous amounts of overtime. This film really resonated with me at the time!