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by FuzzBob_Archive
My heat died at the start of this heating season, too. Last year, the same thing happened only for the service tech to come out and show me how to install a $5 thermocouple to keep the pilot light from going out.
So, the same thing happens this year. Noticing the pilot light is out yet again, I dutifully run to Home Depot, get a thermocouple, install it, and light the pilot light. Turning the thermostat on, my sense of accomplishment swelled as the burner fired up in a blaze of blue glory.
But that was short-lived. After the furnace cycled off and on again, I heard the gas go on, saw the pilot light was still on, but no big blue flame, so I got the hell out of there just in time... KABOOM!!! Then the safety switch kicks in and the pilot light goes out. I have no clue what the fuck is going on, but at least my new thermocouple did its job...
So I file another home warranty claim and the service tech comes out, duplicates the KABOOM!!!, and tells me that the heat exchanger to my 1980-vintage furnace is rotted out, and that I need a whole new furnace.
My warranty covers a new furnace. It *doesn't*, however, cover the reducting needed to bring it to code. The tech swears up and down he needs an extra man to do the job (also a non-covered charge coming out of my pocket), which is bullshit since he could barely fit in the furnace room himself. So, after three weeks of a three-way argument between me, the warranty company, and the service tech, $900 later I finally lose out and the service tech replaces the furnace. With the extra man. Who doesn't do shit except carry parts to/from the van.
Meanwhile, I'm without heat for four weeks. I'm out of town Thanksgiving week, and another week is balmy. The other two weeks, however, are spent finding out how many space heaters it takes to trip various circuit breakers, going through all my firewood, and keeping the stove on half the time. At least my gas bill came in under $30 that month.
iembalm wrote:Can I just point out, Rick, that this rant is in a thread about a cartoon?