"Mister, that fucking bone..."

No Country for Old Men.

That and "The coin got here the same way I did."

Ike

gaetano wrote:Bruce Willis: "are you OK?"

Ving Rhames (after a few seconds): "naw, man, i'm pretty fuckin' far from OK"

It's a drive-by line, but I love it when Sam Jackson goes "FUCK NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN?" I find it funny because he's addressing John Travolta. (It's the scene where they're washing their hands in Jimmy's bathroom and Jules takes issue with Vincent getting blood all over the white towels.)

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

"One...two...three...four...five...six.......heh. Oswald was a fag."

"I don't need your fucking sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!"

"You two should be kissing my fucking hairy bean bag!"

"I don't know! They were jammies! They had Yodas an' shit all over 'em!"

unsaved wrote:
"I don't know! They were jammies! They had Yodas an' shit all over 'em!"

Holy shit, that line is a haymaker. Gets me every time.

"No time for the old in-out, love. Just here to check the metre."

-Malcom McDowell, Clockwork Orange

"I have walked my way since the beginning of time. Sometimes I give, sometimes I take. It is mine to know which and where!"

Nicol Williamson as Merlin in Excalibur.

Shit, I totally forgot one of my favorites. Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter. He delivers all of this in a rush, and the final two words are given with all the over-the-top, scenery-chewing, Shakespearean gusto he can muster, which is damn considerable:

"Advancement, of course. Listen carefully. Look deep within yourself, Clarice Starling. Go seek out Miss Mofet, an old patient of mine. M-o-f-e-t. Go now, I don't think Miggs could manage again quite so soon, even though he is crazy. GO NOW!"

"It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression."

[muttering under his breath] "Symbolic of his struggle against reality."

"How much for the little girl?" Blues Brothers

Hahaha good one.

"Your women. I want to buy your women..."