From Evil Dead 2:
"I'll swallow your soul!"


Or these little gems from Fight Club:

"I'll take the parasites."

"Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm?"

"Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo."

mhannigan wrote:Al Pacino in the film Heat: "cause she's got a GREAT ASS! And you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!"

that line was totally ad-libbed, which is why the reaction of all the other characters in that movie at the time is absolutely priceless. such a great movie.

my favorite line is from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

there is a part where somebody says to Jack Skellington "you know that curiousity killed the cat?" and Jack is off, working on something, going through files or something and he pops his head out and says "i know!"
with such delight. its so wonderful.

andyk

"Ever hear of a tune-up? Heh heh heh heh."

"Ever hear of a ritual killing? Heh heh heh heh."

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"My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from "The Wizard of Oz." But I warn you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!"

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"I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?"

"Uh... yeah, I guess."

"I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru."

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"Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name."

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"He was a young kid from the casino. Nice kid, bright boy. What balls on this fuckin' kid. The next day I fired him."
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"This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee."
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"Peek-a-boo you fucks, you."

Any Sandler.

"Hey, you ever wanna die of starvation, I could make it happen. I know people....I'm a people person."

"Just what do you consider going to far? Isn't forcible rape in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town?" High Plains Drifter

Big Lebowski-

Thug holding bowling ball: "What the fuck is this?"


Lebowski: "You're obviously not a golfer."

Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

there are so many better ones but this exchange from the terrible Terrible Ski School II (seriously) stands out.

Toddorbert Guzinski: Anyway, this Steve guy, snapped up Beth quicker than you can say tian gu li ao.
Dave: The turtles they are crying.
Toddorbert Guzinski: In Mandarin Chinese.